Benji

lol

What are you doing?

Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill and I got glue on my hands 

Now I got records on my fingers

What?

Records on my fingers and I just can’t stop

Don’t stop don’t stop

I can’t stop, I got a platypus controlling me

Whaaaat?

I got a platypus controlling me

now let me sum it up

It was a strange set of circumstances

Strange set of circumstances?

I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop

Don’t stop don’t stop

Well I would if I was able but there’s a platypus controlling me.

Why is it so damn hard to play Minecraft now? Every minute I spend in there I'm reminded of some instance of a long summer night working on a base because I just couldn't put it down, or building gladiator pits just for the prospect of glorious fights taking place, or setting up little adventures for my siblings inside our combined world. Nowadays I get at Mojang for not making any progress on the game in all these years, but going back and just playing survival for 20 minutes, it's kind of a good thing. If I opened up the crafting bench one day and suddenly it was a long Terraria-like list or I suddenly had to melt down components in a forge, anything other than the familiar 3x3 grid, I would be genuinely sad. If diamonds suddenly didn't spawn at Y=17 and you could find them anywhere without needing to dig a pit and strip mine for hours, I would be genuinely upset, because there was something about doing these trivial tasks for hours and hours that made me do them, and that same something is what made Minecraft a home, or an escape for some.

Idk, Minecraft is something special and we'll never get another. It makes me a little sad that what was such a big segment of my life is really just a video game, now owned by a huge corporation that shoves microtransactions and awful marketing into what was just a passion project by a small group of people, just for fun. And now they're removing all traces of the original creator from the game, pretty much sealing its fate. It's not Minecraft anymore, it's an empty husk of what was once my home. This Minecraft is not the Minecraft that's in my heart. The Minecraft in my heart is a collection of memories, and it sucks that they're just memories.

Idk.

furry detected

I love the full moon. 

I also love my mom's new camera's manual mode.

I love the full moon. 

I also love my mom's new camera's manual mode.

liberals dumb, relate to forum because there are dumb people

man longest status update yet stay tuned for another insightful political take

did you know the mb in my name stands for modelbench

I've come back from the dead to defend my creepy waifu.  

Are you the most mature person in your group of friends, or the most immature? Personally I fall somewhere in the middle.

new noteblock sounds lookin pretty nice, i can't wait to hear what people do with Bit TBH

Have some music.

elon musk finally hosted meme review
today is a good day

ya'll what changed

i did some edgeglow test so that the next wallpaper im doing will have these edge glow

so what do you think

Omfg I can’t sleep because of stupid bedbugs, they have bitten me all over my neck and the sides of my torso. It hurts so bad because I can’t stop scratching, I have this itch ointment and it’s barely helping...

foxes are such derpi bois i love it

hello

Furry Detected.

Furry Detected.

some people have a boyfriend, some people have a girlfriend, 
i have a rock in my shoe, could you all stop walking so i can get this rock out of my shoe

Alright, should I make a series of wallpapers where im hugging some random people?

I've been drawing a bit in my free time recently. Guess here's one for you guys to look at. 

Ignore the body it was just to fill the empty space pretty much. The eye patch is because I couldn't draw the eye correctly.

I think that people should stop being pretentious fools over the critique they've given, and that people should stop having absurd reactions to critique they've received