willingsas

@x3j50 It's all prepared. Newbies will spam-click and their blows will be like marshmellows.

@willingsas Wait, you can't dual wield? No mixing and matching? Why have anything but a shield in your left hand then? At every moment of every day?  

@Emanatronic It's a weird mechanic; you have a main hand, wich by default should be the right one. For example, if you have a block on the secondary hand, and a tool on the main hand, you can use the blocks and use the tool at the same time. The tool doesn't work on the secondary hand, though, since the main hand has priority.

You can use these dual wielding for:

-Having torches and a pickaxe while mining.

-Having blocks and a tool while building.

-Having a shield and a weapon.

-Selecting the new arrow types.

-Much more.

@CubeTron23 I despise it with a passion.

You're trying hard, but not hard enough.

Me too, and that's surprising, because I've been here for three years. Tomorrow is my anniversery 

I didn't say you couldn't, I'm just impressed because things like this don't happen too often.

@BBruce7815 Yeah, I know. Ive bought Minecraft for some other friends too. I just want people to enjoy something I enjoy. 

That's nice.

(Proceeds to add Ethan in all social media)

@willingsas ew you still look at the Disneys

@SDWAN They're evil and must be killed!!  

@SDWAN I mean movies such as tarzan, chap.

i know

but

swizz

"Swizz" is the cooler version of swiss cheese.

sweeeeeeeeez.

@Mike My actual favourite is Black Ops 2, then the original 2, then MW3.

Black Ops 1 and 2 will always be my favorite. Modern Warefare 2 comes next.

Blops 1 and 2 are great, 3 is meh. I played MW 3 a LOOOOOONG time ago aaand COD 2 is mah childhood. *Sigh* My first ever COD. Then I went on to Battlefield then (now) ArmA.

I can see our generation in about 60 years making vintage Internet phenomenon jokes that nobody gets.

Guys, it's Dang joe's now. Or alternatively, Grand Dad's.

GRAND DAD

Nothing is overrated, everything is cool, because we have a thing called opinions 

@ZZZZane: except frozen

Frozen is overrated

Huh. I wasn't expecting so many intelligent replies.

@Marty McFly Eh? What do you mean...?

Your post on Clockworks's topic

@Marty McFly I meant, like, once your eight-to-ten hours of work was out of the way...

I'm still in school... Most times I don't spend that many hours.   

Worth it

Your Rare Pepes will also be exterminated after your ban.

Only the truly greatest form of jokes are allowed in a country as great as the Forums. We don't need cheap meme-dealers in our topics.

Glory to The forums.

MOTHER MINE-IMATOR! WE SALUTE YOU!

@willingsas ok

Nice, I probably will (that means wont because laziness) use this, looks good

You should also do low fire for pvp (Though, that takes a LONG time)

@TheFastFilms I'm just focusing on making stuff look good for builders and survival players. Maybe i'll do one that has pvp stuff on it.

Wait, I don't get it, is the 'bee movie script' a meme now?

Someone has done that before. (Not on the forums)

@Frossa How much do i have to wait?

Half a year, perhaps.

You're ruining our memes...

@Keep on Chucking Not*

where's my Overused joke when I need it?

*bleech

he made an early status update explaining what this would be for

@NietyFox No. The only reference is that they take place somewhere around the 80's. However, if this somehow becomes a game, it would give a nod to the Hotline Miami series with an unlockable character named "Miami Jack".

you may want to use this for the game

You're going to my N A U G H T Y  B O Y  list.

nuuuuu

Im wearing a Christmas sweater and I hate it.

Dear Santa,

For Christmas I would like one really big bottle of bleac.h and a noose, thank you very much.

                                                                                                                             Love, Ethan.

Banned Bananas?

Special Snowcones

Dude, you live in Sonora? Which city? I recently moved to Canada from Hermosillo. (Unless there is some other place called Sonora that I'm not aware of.)

"i'm still alive" ..You don't say.

@TheGodOfTrouble

Guaymas; very close to hermosillo. For short, Guaymas is a very tiny city surrounded by hills and most of the city is very close to the ocean. It was populated by fishermen and it was a major dock in history (No joke)

But humans cant breath without oxygen. Memes would kill us.

@HEDHNTR Two words:

Dank.

Memes.

We will become the MEMES

@zoocomicsx You don't know Dorito-face and Furblom? What a sad life you got.

ooookaaayy....

@zoocomicsx Shoo, i'm not wasting my time with an unfufilled, not-meme person like you.

@HEDHNTR wew lad thx m8.

Not enough memes

https://www.youtube.com/user/NewDramaAlert

@willingsas ...It's...Not...Christmas...

@HEDHNTR But it is? Check the date, moist boi

@willingsas But dude, it's not Christmas.

It was just a Hotline Miami reference

A thing called "quotation marks" are used for quotes

@Varen

"quotation marks"

-Varen, 2016

am i a good boy?

Am I a gud boi?

@Emaniplex Dang joes. And cheap candy.

@EthanForeverAlone Sure you do!

@TheGodOfTrouble  @HEDHNTR Yee.

d00d im north bay

@Zeno I can totally assure you i don't live nowhere near the golden gate bridge. Or the united states, really.

oh

@EthanForeverAlone You've only ever experienced verbal bullies, who make hollow threats, @willingsas is talking about the physical bullies, they aren't and have never been any bullies at my school so I would really never know though.

@Varen Yes, I have. It's quite annoying that they all say they will punch me in the face and never do it. I dont think Ive ever dealt with physical bullies. 

@Varen It's a mixture between both; an annoying verbal bully that pretends to be a physicall bully. Every bully in my school is like that. They're the most wimpy of all students.