Ian_The_One

I love my dad so much he just bought me a new computer im so happy thanks dad

This toilet paper shortage is a lie!! There’s still plenty here!

Hey at least they managed to follow me before getting utterly destroyed

Now my department has halted police explorers from ride outs until further notice because of the corona virus. Just great.

Hey at least they managed to follow me before getting utterly destroyed

Stop telling people I’m a police officer just so you can get what you want. I’m a POLICE EXPLORER! Getting tired of being used by people who think they can get free crap by bringing me into chats I didn’t even ask to get involved in. Hell I didn’t even ask for people to introduce me as a police officer or police explorer either! 
 

Police officers actually do all the hard work like stopping armed robberies, shootings, etc. etc. . Police explorers are just volunteers who are on the same level with meter maids and town rookie sheriff deputies (meaning we’re very limited to what we can do like carry fire arms. But instead of it being 1 month to a whole year it’s for until well.. never.). 
 

After all of that being said, please stop using me like that. It hurts.

so like what exactly is this scp thing

My dad decided I was ready for airsoft. He’s getting me ready for events around my area that I can attend to for starters. Tomorrow my church is having a airsoft event for us so he thought that would be a great place to start. I’m honestly excited for this. He asked me what guns I would like and I looked on the internet and asked for something cheap. An MR-711 and a Glock. Sadly they were out of stock for Glocks so he got me a PT92 which is a heckin’ beast. Straight up put holes in our bucket after testing it out. 

Woot. [' > ,]

So ye, the name's Blond. [ ' ']

After about a year or two of not having a profile, I made finally made one. \[' ' ]/

I'mma post stuff I make occasionally.

(Face model by Jake_28)

Also, I'm with Jake_28, Cubic Ralsei, and Ian_The_One, so we share assets, too. [ ' ']

Great to be here. [' ' ]

Woot. /[ ' > ,]/

Woot. [' > ,]

So ye, the name's Blond. [ ' ']

After about a year or two of not having a profile, I made finally made one. \[' ' ]/

I'mma post stuff I make occasionally.

(Face model by Jake_28)

Also, I'm with Jake_28, Cubic Ralsei, and Ian_The_One, so we share assets, too. [ ' ']

Great to be here. [' ' ]

Woot. /[ ' > ,]/

WIP of a crafty boi for the next set that I'll hopefully finish
Sorry progress is slow because lack of motivation and abundance of problems. I'm working on these little guys I promise ;u;

Feel free to view my other sets if you haven't already.
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Nashville is going to have a big lawsuit after no warnings were sent out for an EF4 tornado that struck (west?) downtown killing 19 people.

False advertising. Spicy Doritos are just normal Doritos but with “spicy” in its name.

73 year old Donald Trump is now the youngest person running for US President. 

2019: He was thrown through glass 

2020: The fern is clipping thriugh his leg.

Got to take care of these 2 love bugs for my sister so she could go enjoy her anniversary.

And eh.. we don’t talk about this.

Hey guys, like, follow and retweet to get a chance to get a free animal crossing nintendo switch!!!

this is just a joke representing the entirety of twitter please don't kill me

I'm afraid to say that I'm currently showing symptoms of "Corona Virus" Currently going through a fever, cold, and difficulty in breathing. I don't know why but I don't feel scared of dying.

I'm afraid to say that I'm currently showing symptoms of "Corona Virus" Currently going through a fever, cold, and difficulty in breathing. I don't know why but I don't feel scared of dying.

Am I allowed to advertise my discord server?

because if so, here it is:

https://discord.gg/A9REV4

I might even hold small events

qwertz or qwerty

qwertz or qwerty

I hate my mom more than anything. With her I would probably be a better person as most people with both parents in the household. I cant Imagine her ever trying to consistently be in my life.