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Spontaneous Explosions last won the day on March 13

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About Spontaneous Explosions

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    United States of America
  • Interests
    I'm a huge Marvel and Star Wars fan, so when there is a new movie coming out, expect a lot of statuses about it.
    I also like video games, obviously. Some of my favorites are
    Forza Horizon 4
    People getting along
    President Trump

    People hating Bedrock
    People talking about irrelevant things while I'm playing a game
  • Minecraft username
    (Java) - DJVillager3

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  1. Today is the day we all declare our thanks for Turkey.


    Really a wonderful country. 

    Happy Turkey Day! 🇹🇷

  2. So what do you all think of the 3d spyglass model in today's snapshot?

    I had always hoped it would be 3d, the 2d item just look wrong to me in 3rd person. Although I think they should keep the 2d inventory model, like how the trident works. 2d in inventory, 3d in hand.

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    2. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      The trident is an entity when thrown. Entities have their own models. The trident you see in your hand uses the same model as the thrown entity. 

    3. Ethaniel


      It may have it's own model but it's no more advanced than an item. 

    4. __Mine__


      @Spontaneous Explosions Sure, it's a model, but said model is essentially just an extruded plane, just like the appearance of standard items in the world.

  3. Why are people always talking about 'framerates'??

    When you buy a computer or a console or a monitor people always wanna know how many 'frames per second' it runs at. Who cares?! A second is a second. As long as a game can move your player from point a to point b in one second it doesn't matter how many images it draws in that time, be it 30, 60, 500 or 1. 

    Framerate is the least important aspect to gaming.

    I can play Minecraft at 8 fps, and no one can tell me I can't!


    Edit: I'm not being serious. This is an apparently poor attempt at humor, seeing as its difficult to convey sarcasm when its just text on a screen. 😕

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    2. Floofy


      " Framerate is the least important aspect to gaming. "

      this is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard, how do you play a game at 8 FPS? guess what, you cant, it'll be so slow the experience is ruined, and the game isn't fun, nobody wants a slow PC like that because having at least 60 FPS makes the game enjoyable, and fun to play

      edit,  know now this is a joke, but there was like no sign of it being so, besides a reply that i didn't see

    3. 9redwoods


      FPS may not be important for sandbox games, but it does ruin immersion, and a low FPS could cause headaches and nausea without any type of motion blur. 

      It's super important for FPS games though. Insanely important for your performance and accuracy.

    4. crustyjpeg


      I'm honestly not a fan of /s, it kinda ruins the impact of using sarcasm.    I think a better way to convey sarcasm would be either making very heavy use of words like "totally", using italics a lot and putting a few good counter-arguments in your statement while treating them as if they're stupid.    And honestly I think Spontaneous Explosions here did a perfectly fine job at conveying sarcasm.

      An example since I'm pretty terrible at explaining things:
      "The 1911 is clearly the only good choice of handgun.    I mean, come on!    It won two world wars!    Now, don't hit me with that 'Those were over 70 years ago' nonsense, it can't have been that long ago..."

      Another far easier but less subtle method is tO uSe CaPs LiKE aN ABsOlutE mADmAn.

  4. Ya know, Star Wars is 45 years old. Yet its entering the prime of its life now.

    Seriously. In the next ten years, there will be more Star Wars than in all the time since 1977.

    The Sequels were definitely lacking, but I think Disney acquiring Star Wars was the best thing that ever happened to it.


  5. Something no one seems to be talking about in regards to Chapter 12 of The Mandalorian.


    Now we know that the enemy wins. Moff Gideon gets the Child, at least for a time. In the end we know they will succeed at their goal. Poor Baby Yoda.

    1. Draco63


      Hey, I don't have Disney+! If I wanna watch it, I have to go to a friend's house, so no spoilers!

    2. Ethaniel


      @Draco63 Why would you even click on a status that blatantly is going to have spoilers in it if you didnt want spoilers?

    3. Draco63


      @Ethaniel Because it isn't "blatantly going to have spoilers." All my notifications show me are that it's a status update by @Spontaneous Explosions, no other information.

  6. Okay, that episode of The Mandalorian had an insane reveal! 😲

    The plot thickens...

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    2. insanehelix7076


      No its just coincidental cause my username has the word “insane” in it and you so happen to use it and i was surprised

    3. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      Oh, ok.

      Strangely enough, the insane development in this episode actually had something to do with a helix. Or DNA anyway.

    4. insanehelix7076
  7. A bunch of people on Twitter are talking about Black Window releasing straight to Disney+.

    I mean, Disney needs to understand something. Marvel fans love their movies. And if a pandemic causes Marvel fans not to get movies, then you need to release them on Disney+ before Marvel fans riot. 

    Ok, I'm not going to riot. But at this point I'd probably pay $30 to see it.

  8. The next Minecraft Bedrock update will add ray-tracing to vanilla.

    It will be available on capable GPU's for windows 10, but I wonder if it will work on Xbox Series X/S in this update.

    I have no doubt they will eventually add it to Xbox, but I wonder if it'll be a few months. 

    Its entirely possible it's been in development for Xbox for some time. Then again, Xbox has DirectX ray tracing and DirectX will already run it on Windows 10, so I wonder if they need to adapt it all.

    Can't wait to play around with it.


  9. Is Chapter 11 the best episode of the Mandalorian?

    Well, I won't tell you what to think, but yes. Yes it is.

    And I also won't tell you who will be in the (presumably)next episode, but it rhymes with Afoka Rano


  10. Using the spyglass to zoom in on the sun should give you blindness for a short period of time.


    I have spoken.


    1. Draco63


      Along with a whole bunch of other people on Reddit.

  11. I got an Xbox Series X!!!!

    It was tighter than the presidential race, but I got one! Been waiting all year.



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    2. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      There is one of note out now I plan to get, many more on the way.

    3. insanehelix7076


      Then its similar to ps5 in a way

    4. insanehelix7076


      Wait nvm found out ps5 isnt out and neither is security breach

  12. "Donald Trump plays Minecraft"

    An epic tale, by me.

    This is best read if you're familiar with his speech pattern. 


    So this is the game I've heard so much about. I know all about Minecraft, I've spoken with the best players in the country, great people, they're great people. But quite frankly, not very smart.
    Can you believe this, they said to me, "Mr.President sir, with all due respect we could out-Minecraft you any day".
    I said to them, "Excuse me, no. You're wrong. I have many, many friends who play Minecraft, and they told me all the things."
    So you wonder what we're doing, you ask me what we're doing here, I'll tell ya'. We're winning. Winning at Minecraft.

    So looking around I see grass, a lot of grass. The greenest grass the world has ever seen.  And there's a cow. Bet you get a lotta steak outta that big guy, well done. A nice well done steak.

    I look over at the plain of beautiful grass, I see a vision of a house. A tremendous house, bigger and better than anything that's ever been.  We're going to build a house. We're gonna build a house, and the villagers are going to pay for it.
    You ask me, Mr.President, how will we build a house? Well, we're going to punch trees. Punch many many huge, oak trees. I'm the best tree puncher, believe me. No one does it better. But We're gonna punch all these trees and craft them into things and place them down.


    Idk, I was bored.

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    2. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      I agree, but I think Trump eats them that way 😆

    3. Yoshifan33


      No one mines bigger diamonds than me, I have the biggest diamond pickaxe.

    4. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      And I think very soon, possibly not probably, it may be a netherite pick. A tremendous pickaxe.

  13. Xbox Series X launches Tuesday.

    This is gonna be tighter than the presidential race. 😬

    Microsoft has noted that they will not have enough stock to meet demand, so its going to sell out in minutes. I'm going to try my best to get one the second its out. 

    If all goes well I'll be one of a few million that get one.

    1. SocialMediaAnimations


      Well, good luck, for me, i can't even afford a Xbox series s, i live in a third world country

    2. insanehelix7076


      Talk about an irresistible urge

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