ThatGuyBrian

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now where could my pipe be

you've gotta love it when someone on fox news tries to say "cyka blyat"

i dunno about y'all but i think sony lost e3 this year, all they had was the last of us 2

leaked super smash bros. ultimate roster:
mr. moseby, hank hill, the 8-bit guy, liru from magipoka, a used kleenex, pepsiman, dril from twitter dot com, the new privacy policy update, and h

...guys...
i-...
i cut myself...
...some vegetables for this delicious italian style salad, want a bowl?

you know what they call fortnite in france?
a battle royale with cheese

on the brighter side and on a happier note, the random garb that's in my posts is just love that gets caught in my throat

hey look buddy, i'm an engineer. now that means i solve problems. not problems like "what is beauty", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of  philosophy. i solve practical problems

country roads, take me home
to the place, i beloooooong
west virginia, mountain mama
take me home, o' country roads

yo why hasn't baldi become the next m-i fad yet?
like i get granny didn't really gain much momentum but c'mon man, if at first you don't succeed with shoving some horror game all the cool kids play down everybody's throat, try, try again.

it's been 10 years since loss my dudes

and not just the women, but the wowomen and the wochildren too

yeah i'm lgbt
l - let's
g - get down to
b - business
t - to defeat, the huns

won't you take me to
mato town

so, mickey, you said you're filing for divorce because minnie is...extremely silly?

halo's a pretty cool guy, eh kills aleins and doesn' afraid of anything

and now a passage from the bibble:
"the Lord is my shepherd; i shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. yea, though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and i will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever." - psalm 23

yo what's taking God so long to implement a new privacy policy for the universe like every other service to exist's implemented it

You fool. You absolute buffoon. You think you can challenge me in my own realm? You think you can rebel against my authority? You dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my keurig? You thought you were safe in your chain mail armour behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. I didn’t want war. But I didn’t start it.

you get a line, i get a pole
we'll go fishin' in the crawfish hole
five card poker on saturday night
church on sunday mornin'

do you know of a place where sailors hang out

it really do be like that sometimes
you don't often think it be like that but sometimes it really do

are isometric renders the new fad