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  1. Oh, gosh, it's been a while... Are galleries still a thing? I'm trying to find some old art, for nostalgia's sake ^^

    1. tditdatdwt

      tditdatdwt

      I don't think that was a thing, you'll have to check topics, I think you put a bunch of stuff in your about me though

    2. Ethaniel

      Ethaniel

      She lives. Ain't that something. 

    3. Slime

      Slime

      Well would you look what the cat dragged in. How ya been?

  2. Hey y'all! It's been a little while. Doubt many of you will remember me by now. Anyways, you're not forgetten and I love you all ♡

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    2. Nimi

      Nimi

      A lot has changed. ?

    3. tditdatdwt

      tditdatdwt

      Am I included? 8D

    4. MikTRF

      MikTRF

      I didn't exist when you were here... Anyways welcome back, and happy birthday.

  3. Happy Boxing Day to me, and Merry Christmas to all you time-laggers out there!

    1. Super_Mario_Sega
    2. Dannyboi

      Dannyboi

      Just became boxing day 57 minutes ago.

    3. Zeno

      Zeno

      Merry Christmas, ocey :>

  4. While I'm still lurking: Miss ya.

  5. beep boop crash

  6. Dear GoT fans,

    I'll be sure to hold the door from now on. 

    Sincerely, Oce

    1. Zeno

      Zeno

      man

      i love geoffrey's old tomatoes

       

      geoffrey-fresh-prince.jpg

  7. Calling all nerds. I need some controversial political opinions and history knowledge STAT. Google's done me no favours, the west obviously doesn't want us to know what horrible things it's done, so I'm calling on you, @Frossa, it's your time to shine. Justify why terrorism is justifiable and gimme IS's motives as well as an example of when America has brutally slaughtered thousands for no reason. I DARE you.

    you also get a cookie 

     

     

  8. Oi, Elven? Please don't burn.

    1. Archon

      Archon

      I don't live that far north. All my family up there evacuated. Nobody died during those fires, actually.

    2. Ocelot

      Ocelot

      Oh thank god. I was worried out of my mind. Stay safe, ya sod!

  9.  making fudge:

    >accidently puts lemon instead of vanilla essence

    >burns sugar

    >burns hand on pot

    >doesn't pour the syrup fast enough, it sticks to the pot

    >spills cocoa all  over the bench

    >drops knife on foot

    I think that's enough for one day.

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    2. Emaniplex

      Emaniplex

      I can't cook without my mother ten inches from me and two huge oven mitts at all times.  :facepalm:

    3. Zeno

      Zeno

      im a master chef

  10. >TFW your mother gives you the fakest smile ever while you're in public and you KNOW there's gonna be hell as soon as you're alone

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    2. Archon

      Archon

      Double public execution pls

    3. Voxy

      Voxy

      Kiss him, and maintain eye contact. Assert dominance.

    4. Ocelot

      Ocelot

      Don't worry, Payne, I'm eternally grateful, it'll be the least I can do. :D

  11. Can I get a HOO-RAH from the people?

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    2. Skjold

      Skjold

      (fus) ROO-DAH!!!!

      falling-goats-syndrome.gif

    3. Shah

      Shah

      Sadly humans, by nature, are disobedient. 

      hoo-rah...

    4. tditdatdwt
  12. It is impossibly difficult to write poetry in a language you don't speak - especially when that poetry is binded by syllable count.

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    2. ClockworkVisuals

      ClockworkVisuals

      Well then X, looks like we learned something new about you...

    3. Ocelot

      Ocelot

       ばか を だまれ

      #ごめん なさい, しません ごめん なさい

       

       

    4. Ocelot
  13. What would happen if you told a Mr. Meeseeks to die? They exist only to fulfil a purpose and can only die after they fulfil their purpose. They can only die AFTER they've died. 

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    2. toaster1

      toaster1

      Searched up Mr. Meeseeks, found this

      latest?cb=20140121143436

      I'm scared

    3. Dannyboi

      Dannyboi

      Well they would physically die and then their souls would die

    4. MustardBlock
  14. Quick channel update: 'Do You Feel It' - by Chaos Chaos will definitely have to be covered at some point. @ElvenShot promised Sabaton is still in the works, and, believe it or not - @CoolElf was it? - Fat Bottomed Girls. Hey, I didn't forget either of you. ;)

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    2. Ocelot
    3. Dannyboi

      Dannyboi

      Wow. Didnt know you had YT

      And there you are playing cool stuff on a piano like the Eddsworld theme and im just playing stuff on an emulator like Donkey Kong Country from 1994 just to give my main fan base of 25+ year olds nostalgia vomit. In fact you have inspired me to spend more work on my series: Retro Nostalgia Vomit

    4. CoolElf

      CoolElf

      Yeah, it was that, I honestly thought you would forget it and see it as a joke xD

  15. So... are you Pixy and Voxy's ship, or...?

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    2. Vixel

      Vixel

      @Nicolasev Thanks man, Thanks. Still recovering.

    3. Mafa Animations

      Mafa Animations

      came out of the butt?

      your mom must of had a bad time xD

    4. Voxy
  16. There is a walnut covered in what I can only assume to be honey sitting on the table. It clicks and chirps whenever I go near it.

  17. Once there were two mice that fell into a bucket of cream. The first mouse drowned, but the second mouse - why yes, Frank! - the second mouse thrashed around so hard, he made butter out of cream!

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    2. Mooshim

      Mooshim

      I always feel bad for Hanratty throughout the movie, no idea why though

    3. Ocelot

      Ocelot

      Maybe 'coz his daddy tried to shoot him and he's just trying had his best to be righteous in a corrupted world? He seems so tired throughout, like he just doesn't care what happens to him anymore.. ;-;

    4. Mooshim

      Mooshim

      Yeah, and how it seems he has no friends, I guess.

  18. I've got a lover I love like religion, I'm such a fool for sacrifice~

    1. DigitalEvorian

      DigitalEvorian

      do it,do it. Sacrifice yer mom to satan!

    2. Ocelot

      Ocelot

      It's a song lyric. :]

      @DigitalEvorian

      I'll bring the candles if you bring the chalk.

    3. DigitalEvorian

      DigitalEvorian

      @Ocelot ok,i'll bring tears and brother bobby if we need that too.

  19. Whoops, accidentally uploaded some memes to my channel

    1. Mafa Animations

      Mafa Animations

      haha, somebody told me to do an MLG parody of soccer yesterday, its done

  20. SINCE WHEN WAS THERE A CGI REMAKE OF THE JUNGLE BOOK?!

    1. Mr.Matt

      Mr.Matt

      like since feb 

  21. I need a small loan of 7000 dollars

    1. Antcioff

      Antcioff

      no

      Only 7001 take it or leave it

    2. DigitalEvorian
  22. Has anybody here ever experienced any kind of traumatic head injury, behavioural changes, concussions, any kind of mental recovery or journey through a tough time, etc? If so, and you're comfortable sharing, a few words to describe what it was/is like in the comments could help IMMENSELY for some new lyrics I'm writing.

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    2. Ocelot

      Ocelot

      Well, if it helps, my lyrics are referring literally to head injury and metaphorically to breakup and hardship.

    3. Emunator

      Emunator

      Mental Hospital;very crazy, everythings white, surrounded by people who want to die, Often they would break plastic forks & knives to injure themselves, forced injections by doctors, camereas everywhere including showering so people often saw your naked etc

      Schizophrenia: Hearing voices, Impulses to do things without thinking, seeing things that aren't there, managed to control it more effectively now after many months of treatment. Severe paranoia(Frossa & Ayhay could you that), often you think people dislike, if someone doesnt respond you think they dislike and you freak out.

      ^^^
      Is that what you meant/good enough?

    4. tditdatdwt

      tditdatdwt

      Lol.. really..

  23. Gaiz I entrd teh no effort colab imma animtin pro!!!1!

    (I think I'll stick to piano xD )

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    2. Sammaxbr

      Sammaxbr

      Without it, i wouldn't be able to have made this beauty 

       

    3. Sammaxbr

      Sammaxbr

      @x3j50 the power of promotion never fails

    4. Ocelot

      Ocelot

      Welcome

      Hey, I'm not as terrible as I thought I was!

  24. Valve sold itself to HTC.. all is lost.

  25. Jono and Ben (two NZ comedians) invented a new Kiwi slang, and it's catching on.. examples:

    >When the forums goes down: Oh, gimme hot chips...

    >when your crush lookin fine: OH DAMN GIMME HOT CHIPS GURL

    I'm so proud of them

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    2. Ocelot

      Ocelot

      I don't drink V, but I heard Ben's was bad, so.. CONFLICTTT xD

    3. Jar

      Jar

      Ben's was alright, didn't make me want to spit it out like Jono's did (Out of context, that looks horrible)

    4. Ocelot

      Ocelot

      Damn girl xD

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