Status Updates posted by willingsas
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You were found posting dank memes.
This is a high treason.
The penalty is Perma-Ban. Your Ban is scheduled for tonight.
Your followers will be interrogated about their involvement.
Finding a new content-creator will be easy.
Glory to the forums.
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"Yiargthy, ta-ta do ya-da doo"
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@Willjago Legends say he's still dancing to this day.
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Look there goes willingsas.
And there goes his meme dat-boi.
Oh no!
Wonda what their gonna get in to today...
OH-OH
BACK TO THE FORUMS AGAIN.
OH-NO
BACK TO THE FORUMS AGAIN.
WE MEME'D UP
BACK TO THE FORUMS AGAIN.
NOT AGAIN...
BACK TO THE FORUMS AGAIN.
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where's my Overused joke when I need it?
*bleech
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Somebody once told me the forum's gonna roll me.
I ain't the sharpest meme in the shed.
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "<3" on her forehead.Well the memes start coming and they don't stop coming.
Fed to the posts and I hit the ground running.
Didn't make sense not to live for memes.
Your memes get smart but your posts get dumb.
So much to do, so much to meme.
So what's wrong with making the dank-memes?
You'll never know if you don't sh*t-post
You'll never meme-great if you don't post.Hey now, you're a dank-meme, get your memes on, go play.
Hey now, you're a meme-star, get the bois on, get paid.
And all that glitters is memes.
Only shit-p*sting stars break the mold.-
@Keep on Chucking You're the only one pissy about it..
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Ayy
Lmao
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@NietyFox "Dank memes follow the path of resognance, in fear of the ultimate black, void that is our reality. We only think that is best to break the conveyor belt of our lifes, dank memes, rise again! It is the only important action we, as entities of the same group, can take as a whole and not individually. Dank memes shall replace how society works on our toxic enviroment" -Alopetheus, 700 B.C
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"The Magic Skateboard"
By Virgil Argon
George was a 14-Year-Old who studied in Middle School. He was born with a problem in his feet. He could not run, and walking was difficult at times. His biggest dream was to be able to use a skateboard. He often watched his friends riding their skateboards at Skateboard City, and thought, "If I knew how to skateboard, I would be happy!" The neighborhood competition was coming soon. Ot was very famous because Mike Fast Feet, the champion, won by flying into the air, turning and landing in the same place. Everyone said that he could fly. All the kids were practicing for the championship. George was practicing too, in his dreams. The problem was that every time he put his feet on a skateboard, he fell off! "If I had strong feet, I could enter the championship!"
One afternoon, he was walking through an empty lot. He saw a piece of wood coming out of the ground, and he pulled it out and saw an old skateboard with the name Mike Fast Feet written on the bottom. "This is Freddie's skateboard!" He said, and put it on the ground. Then, he carefully put his feet on the board. He started moving and he didn't fall off! It was as if Freddie's hands were holding his feet in place. "it's a magic skateboard!" he said.
He practiced all the time until the championship day arrived. He got to Skateboard City and everyone was surprised. "Don't do this George! You will fall off!" they said. He didn't listen to them. He put on his helmet, and took off down the ramp.
Flying down the ramp was wonderful. Then, he heard Mike whisper, "You can do this, George!" He jumped up and did a perfect 360-degree turn, landing safely on the skateboard. Everyone cheered! George won the competition. Someone gave him a big trophy. When he looked up, he realized it was Mike's grandson. "if my grandfather were here, he would be very proud of you," he said. "I know he is," said George smiling.
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Game tuesday
Medal of honor airborne. Darn was it good. I've played Call of Duty 2 (And i still do sometimes!) For a year now and i decided to play another WWII fps.
Remembering how i played MOH Frontline as a lil kid on my game-cube i downloaded it, ignored everything i could of played (I'm so sorry, Battlefield 4) And played the hell outta this game.
Okay, you remember Call of Duty 2? It's kind of the same game, but with better graphics and hardcore.
Remember Cod's health regen? Gone. You only have 4 little health bars and when one depletes completely you can't regenerate that bar anymore. Gotta pick up those diddly-darn medkits if you want to stand a chance.
I play Cod 2 on it's maximum difficulty and i complete every mission very fast.
Welp, MOH got me this time. I just played it on normal difficulty and boy was it difficult!
Talking about something else, in MOH frontline (Atleast in the gamecube port) You can't even aim for s**t.
MOH Airborne has a slightly better aim, because you can use a mouse and change your sensivity. But it takes a while to get used to; you see, when you aim your sensivity doesn't change.
You can also upgrade your weapons! If you kill enough people with a weapon you can get upgrades
(For example, increased rate of fire) And i didn't noticed at first, but the model for the weapon also changes, wich is cool.
If you are gonna play this game, i recommend you play it on the casual difficulty. It's very different to other fps games and it takes a while to get used to. Also, have priority upgrading the sidearm pistol; Shoot someone 2 times and finish him off by punching 'em. I mostly used the sidearm and the mp40 as they have a higher ammount of accuracy.
Actually, this game reminds me off something. 2007 game where you upgrade your weapons, pick a s**t ton of medkits and the best way to get rid off someone is to finish them off with a melee. You also get an OP shotgun that you can use to get rid of the heavy soldiers easily. Hmm.. Would you kindly tell me?
Welp. I'll start recommending games on tuesdays. Turn on next time, folks!
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This is the first drawing of "Bullethell" Joe. The game (I really can't call it a game, right?) Was originally to take place in the 40's-50's, but after playing hotline miami i decided to change it. Also, notice the lack of the bright colors and Joe's "Jimmy Neutron" Haircut. The bright colors contrast more, so i changed it (Or was it an accident?) And his haircut, i recall it was an accident. I kept thinking of Ghost Trick that day. And you know, Joe looks like the protagonist.
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Oh cool the tablet that we got can post images to imgur.
Welp enjoy the window from my house.
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@Zeno I can totally assure you i don't live nowhere near the golden gate bridge. Or the united states, really.
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Face reveal '98 - Funky Radio Waves
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I finally got it working.
(P.S it's a w.i.p screen)
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"Revolver" Oswald
Revolver Oswald is calm and mature in his missions. He's had a lot of training with guns, especially high-powered magnum and revolvers. As such, he doesn't tend to hype as much as his opposite partner, Joe. He goes for accuracy instead of quickness.
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Master @ÜberKiller has teached me the ways of posting dank memes.
You can't make this up, folks.
I wish i never had seen this movie.
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@HEDHNTR Yes, unfortunately.
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Bullethell Joe:
"Bullethell" Joe is the youngest of the "7-men" group. His quick-shooting with handguns nicknamed him "Bullethell". High adrenaline and quick reflexes means all to him.
Joe and Oswald are quite friends outside of their usual antics. They're often seen eating chicken wings, and talking about stuff like why a "Quarter pounder with cheese" is named "Royale with cheese" in Paris.
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Y O U G R E E D Y D I R T B A G .
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Hype:
The game "Nightcall massacre" (The one with Joe and all of the other characters i talked about) would contain this mechanic called "Hype". Every time you kill an enemy, the Hype would increase and would give certain effects to characters. It stops if you don't kill anyone for a short period of time. You know you have hype when the camera starts waving left to right slightly, and the map starts to slowly have a blue/pink tinge to it.
"Bullet hell" Joe: Even less accuracy, but even faster bullets and increased rate of fire.
"Revolver" Oswald: More recoil, but faster and bigger bullets.
"Nade" Drake: Less accuracy, but increased damage and "splash" zone.
"Miami" Jack: Combo kills, doesn't hype.
"Willingsas" Willingsas: moves stupidly faster, stupidly faster rate of fire.
"One-Hit": An extreme increase in rate of fire, but less accuracy.
"Spy": Abilities recharge faster, can dash (by double tapping W,A,S,D)
"Big B": Car moves faster.
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@Roosara It would probably have an option to disable mature content (Blood, stuff that sounds nasty and i'd probably get a warning point for saying them, etc)
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@willingsas Thank God.
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Do you guys remember my status updates about that game idea i had? Welp i have a new art style for it. I know some of you guys might be dissapointed that it's not as stylish as before, but i think it's for the best. I hope you guys understand.
Anyways, here's Bullethell joe in the new style. Cool as always:
SpoilerNm2bullet
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@IAmOnlyMasada i don't know if it's a joke but if it isn't, there's already a m.eme character in the game. A secret character, no least. Their name is willingsas. They have a m.eme launcher, and they shoot m.emes at people.
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