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  1. mbanders

    The opposite of an impersonator is a personator.

    They don't copy other people's looks, they create new ones.

  2. mbanders

    This year. unknown.png

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    2. Ghatos

      Ghatos

      So cyberpunk 2077 can be released! :D

    3. crustyjpeg

      crustyjpeg

      let's get it to 150000 so half life 3 can be revealed without a release date

    4. Sir Mistick The Yopstick

      Sir Mistick The Yopstick

      Now it's endgame date LOL

      2023

  3. mbanders

    I want this announced at E3. 

     

  4. mbanders

     

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    2. 9redwoods

      9redwoods

      I just realized you used negative scaling.

      Negative scaling should really not invert the body.

    3. Draco63

      Draco63

      wut

    4. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      This is a weird parody of Spiderman: Into the spiderverse..

  5. mbanders

    ooh

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    2. Ethanial

      Ethanial

      The year I was born.

    3. Cubic Ralsei

      Cubic Ralsei

      I upvoted this just so your rep could be the year a valve game released.

    4. MikTRF

      MikTRF

      How much reputation he gets is when hl3 p3 lfd3 and others come out

  6. mbanders

    minecraft earth for nintendo 3ds when

    1. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      Minecraft for gamecube when

    2. Cubic Ralsei

      Cubic Ralsei

      Bro you just posted status update you are going to win follower

  7. mbanders

    Plugging your headphones into someone's ear will let you listen to their thoughts.

    1. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      What happens if you plug your headphones into yourself?

    2. Jake_28

      Jake_28

      you explode.

    3. Draco63

      Draco63

      because duh.

  8. mbanders

    A good way to maintain a perfect driving record is to never drive.

    1. Draco63

      Draco63

      lol

    2. NotChris

      NotChris

      This status was brought to you by Walking Gang

  9. mbanders

    :Cake:

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    2. Ghatos

      Ghatos

      Shhh... It's a candle

    3. Draco63

      Draco63

      :D:hyper:

    4. Shayzis

      Shayzis

      Oh wow.

  10. mbanders

     

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    2. Shayzis

      Shayzis

      This is the reason Thanos didn't snap this universe.

    3. Twotorule

      Twotorule

      cool

    4. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      This actually gave me motion sickness tf

  11. mbanders

    Melonade is a popular beverage among dyslexic people.

    1. Skjold

      Skjold

      Unless you read melonade wrong and order lemonade.

    2. 9redwoods

      9redwoods

      melonade actually sounds really good.

  12. mbanders

    Is it bad that my main motivation to do things is spite?

    1. DuallyElemental

      DuallyElemental

      I would think not, it's pretty reasonable

    2. BaconSandwich

      BaconSandwich

      well at least it's motivation, stay positive fren

    3. Red Riptide

      Red Riptide

      If anything, that's probably one of the best kinds of motivation.

  13. mbanders

    When life gives you lemons, eat them. We don't want another scurvy epidemic.

    1. thatkidyt

      thatkidyt

      good point

    2. Draco63

      Draco63

      U R GENIUS SIR

  14. mbanders

    I'm surprised 'Monster School: Lockdown' hasn't happened yet.

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    2. crustyjpeg

      crustyjpeg

      you mean to tell me that hasn't happened yet

    3. YoshiHunter

      YoshiHunter

      If it were to ever happen, all is lost.

    4. Twotorule

      Twotorule

      🤔

       

      Sounds like money to me.

  15. mbanders

    Does anyone else sometimes feel sad when a Minecraft update finally releases because then the snapshots and pre-releases stop and your life becomes bland and boring until snapshots for the next update start?

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    2. Cubic Ralsei

      Cubic Ralsei

      i already wanna kill myself because of 1.14 because forge and optifine and shaders

    3. Ethanial

      Ethanial

      I kinda wish theyd only gave certain people access to the snapshots.

    4. Cubic Ralsei

      Cubic Ralsei

      a-assess?

  16. mbanders

    guys the rabbits are laying eggs i don't think they're supposed to do that

    1. Rawami

      Rawami

      🤔

    2. Cubic Ralsei

      Cubic Ralsei

      yes they are supposed to lay eggs but birds can be pregnant

  17. mbanders

     

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    2. Skjold

      Skjold

      I kinda really like this. like a lot.

    3. Draco63

      Draco63

      wut

    4. XxEmeraldSquidxX

      XxEmeraldSquidxX

      Mii: Evolution

  18. mbanders

    Are children's shows responsible for today's furries? Our viewer poll results may surprise you.

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    2. Fray

      Fray

      I remember shows like Octonauts and Mickey Mouse. But I only just started thinking about all of the characters being furries.

    3. Red Riptide

      Red Riptide

      This is beyond science

    4. Foxtrot0806

      Foxtrot0806

      Uhhhh. Bl- Yes. And Star Fox. Literally, most furries say "Oh, The Lion King made me a furry lol" 

  19. mbanders

    If you accidentally stain your clothes, just get the stain everywhere else so it doesn't look like there is a stain.

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    2. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      Got a blood stain on my shirt, so I did what you said. Also why are the police following me now?

    3. Draco63

      Draco63

      U SIR R A GENIUS

    4. Red Riptide

      Red Riptide

      As long as nobody else sees you do this, your integrity will remain slightly stable.

  20. mbanders

    /effect give @a minecraft:gay 9999999 255

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    2. Fray

      Fray

      Why am I laughing so much?

    3. Ethanial

      Ethanial

      Ethanial_ was squashed by a falling anvil

      Ethanial_ left the game.

    4. Alkaide

      Alkaide

      /effect clear

  21. mbanders

    This may be the most painful thing I'll ever do to myself. unknown.png

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    2. Swift

      Swift

      I remember doing this with a stone block. Trust me, it isn't worth it.

    3. Cubic Ralsei

      Cubic Ralsei

      this is why i'm hyped for hytale, collaboration on modelling and animation

    4. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      ^ r/randomfact ^

  22. mbanders

    onmywaytostealyourgirl.gif

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    2. Cubic Ralsei

      Cubic Ralsei

      comic sans is my sarcasm

       

       

      holy shoot i realized signatures don't show up on wall posts

    3. Riley

      Riley

      walk animation for all games that aren't triple A

    4. Shayzis

      Shayzis

      That's super neat! Has neat as it's odd.

  23. mbanders

    🥧

    1. Bronze

      Bronze

      that-sastrange-cream-pie-6308371.png

    2. Cubic Ralsei

      Cubic Ralsei

      Yes, Bronze. A strange cream pie.

  24. mbanders

    Theoretically, you could travel through time by walking around the north or south pole.

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    2. DuallyElemental

      DuallyElemental

      no, he means like walking around the pole, like the very top

      not the entire circumference of the globe

    3. DuallyElemental

      DuallyElemental

      I just made it into an r/whoosh compilation lol

    4. 9redwoods

      9redwoods

      If you walk in a full circle around the north or south pole, it would just go back 24 hours at the prime meridian, and would have only been the time it took to walk

  25. mbanders

     

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    2. Red Riptide

      Red Riptide

      To recreate this, take one teaspoon of every drug in existence. Then, mix them together, put it in a bag, and then eat the entire thing. Including the bag.

    3. XxEmeraldSquidxX

      XxEmeraldSquidxX

      [STICKY FINGERS]

    4. Draco63

      Draco63

      Excuse me while I did laughing.😆

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