Status Updates posted by HeYoNia
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Psst, Did you know that Tdit has a pimple on his foot? I know right so gross.
casually waits for ban
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Ralof: Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border,
right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that
thief over there.Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was
nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen
that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me — we
should be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.Ralof: We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.
Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there!
[Lokir looks at the gagged man.]
Lokir: And what’s wrong with him?
Ralof: Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High
King.Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if
they captured you… Oh gods, where are they taking us?Ralof: I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovngarde awaits.
Lokir: No, this can’t be happening. This isn’t happening.
Ralof: Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?
Lokir: Why do you care?
Ralof: A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home.
Lokir: Rorikstead. I’m…I’m from Rorikstead.
Imperial Soldier: General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting!
General Tullius: Good. Let’s get this over with.
Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me.
Ralof: Look at him, General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like
the Thalmor are with him. D**n elves. I bet they had something to do
with this.This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod
is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny…when I
was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe. -
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Reputation Farmer
you know who you are
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I always want more rep, like everyone else. I hate it when people downvote me for no reason, like a simple joke in a status update (you know who you are)
But if someone has a repbot and asks me if I want free rep, I would say no. Those reps are not really your reputation, or the ways people see you. Just worthless lying numbers.
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Rip 2018
Most of the forum legends are gone and we're barely getting any members
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shut it you flammable piece of crap, this is why your dad left to buy you milk 16 years ago.
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So i was given a cool NVIDIA GTX something laptop and the problem is
The original owner forgot its password.
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Someone start a drama, I want a popcorn.
no one? then ill start one I hate Mine Imator
(Whoaaa drama alert)
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Tdit checks your location without your permission!
#FireTditBecauseHeAbusesAdmin
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The momo horseshit is pure bullshit idk why idiots would try to do this challenge and bullshit that would lead them to further harm themselves
People are sometimes- wait no they're huge idiots.
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To answer the question below, Ps5 will be fat as to reflect to the ones who uses it.
basically, it'll be fat because fat people are gonna use it.
also, I'm joking don't crucify me.
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Uhmm WHY TF DID YOU CLAIM @Menace's Enderman Wallpaper???
I don't respect you anymore.
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I was drunk
And sorry @Menace
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We have Exams tomorrow, I've studied, prepared my clothes and now I'm ready.
Wish me luck, 10% of my grade relies on this.
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Well While i was just Looking for random Pictures and Vids and saw an ''extremely Cute'' Sarcasm
This pic
Then...I told myself ''I Wanna kill myself because of this Picture'' and scrolled down and saw...
This...
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What is Life,
Why Do I Exist...
HMMMM
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What the hell's a pillager?
hold on elt me google it
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Where did "EthanForeverAlone" go?
did you finally find someone in life?
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