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  1. Psst, Did you know that Tdit has a pimple on his foot? I know right so gross.

     

     

     

    casually waits for ban

  2. Ralof: Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border,
    right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that
    thief over there.

    Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was
    nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen
    that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me — we
    should be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants.

    Ralof: We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief.

    Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there!

    [Lokir looks at the gagged man.]

    Lokir: And what’s wrong with him?

    Ralof: Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High
    King.

    Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if
    they captured you… Oh gods, where are they taking us?

    Ralof: I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovngarde awaits.

    Lokir: No, this can’t be happening. This isn’t happening.

    Ralof: Hey, what village are you from, horse thief?

    Lokir: Why do you care?

    Ralof: A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home.

    Lokir: Rorikstead. I’m…I’m from Rorikstead.

    Imperial Soldier: General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting!

    General Tullius: Good. Let’s get this over with.

    Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me.

    Ralof: Look at him, General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like
    the Thalmor are with him. D**n elves. I bet they had something to do
    with this.

    This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod
    is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny…when I
    was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe.

  3. REALITY 6 -BULLSHITTERY- 

    Progress: 36%

     

    Next Bullshittery

    L I L Y ORIGINS

    More Reality

    One Last Good Bye Hug

     

  4. Reputation Farmer

     

    you know who you are

    1. MojangYang

      MojangYang

      I always want more rep, like everyone else. I hate it when people downvote me for no reason, like a simple joke in a status update (you know who you are)

       

      But if someone has a repbot and asks me if I want free rep, I would say no. Those reps are not really your reputation, or the ways people see you. Just worthless lying numbers.

    2. ThatGuyBrian

      ThatGuyBrian

      it's a peaceful life

  5. Rip 2018

    Most of the forum legends are gone and we're barely getting any members

    1. Hagus

      Hagus

      We just gotta make our own legends I guess. Someone will step up and become one eventually.

  6. shut it you flammable piece of crap, this is why your dad left to buy you milk 16 years ago.

     

    >:( 

  7. So i was given a cool NVIDIA GTX something laptop and the problem is

     

    The original owner forgot its password.

     

     

    1. ThatGuyBrian

      ThatGuyBrian

      the gtx something is my favourite graphics card

    2. MikTRF

      MikTRF

      Is factory resetting just a phone thing?

    3. HeYoNia

      HeYoNia

      mEhh i got it today and contacted a guy i know but he said he'll come by next week

  8. Someone start a drama, I want a popcorn.

     

     

     

     

    no one? then ill start one I hate Mine Imator

     

     

    (Whoaaa drama alert)

  9. Subscribe to T series

     

     

     

    Gets stabbed by literally everyone

  10. Surviving 100 days as an anime girl

     

    See you guys on august

  11. Tdit checks your location without your permission!

     

    #FireTditBecauseHeAbusesAdmin

    1. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      He knows the current location of your recently visited drug dealer

    2. HeYoNia

      HeYoNia

      dammit! please dont tell me he found out that I bought a fortnite doll on amazon

    3. MojangYang

      MojangYang

      hope he can't check the history of other servers.

      I posted a dortnite gif on shotu's server

  12. The guy below me says he's got a board 

    aptitlig-chopping-board-bamboo__0711718_

  13. The momo horseshit is pure bullshit idk why idiots would try to do this challenge and bullshit that would lead them to further harm themselves

     

    People are sometimes- wait no they're huge idiots.

  14. The new forum UI cured my tuberculosis 

    10/10

  15. This community is pretty cringy.

     

     

     

    Is what I heard a guy said about the majority of furries.

  16. This is basically Just Philip

    "Insert Compliment then put 10/10 in the end"

  17. Time to make some random crappy

    wallpapers xD

  18. To answer the question below, Ps5 will be fat as to reflect to the ones who uses it.

     

    basically, it'll be fat because fat people are gonna use it.

     

    also, I'm joking don't crucify me.

  19. Uhmm WHY TF DID YOU CLAIM @Menace's Enderman Wallpaper??? 

    I don't respect you anymore.

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    2. HeYoNia

      HeYoNia

      Uhmm You posted that to get respect and claimed it as yours.

    3. Dr. Cuto

      Dr. Cuto

      I was drunk

      And sorry @Menace

    4. Menace

      Menace

      it's okay, and i don't know what just happened. ;w;

  20. We have Exams tomorrow, I've studied, prepared my clothes and now I'm ready.

     

    Wish me luck, 10% of my grade relies on this.

    1. Ghatos

      Ghatos

      k good luck

    2. Skjold

      Skjold

      Hey remember that really embarrassing thing you did back then?

      Yeah...

       

       

      How about we think about that for the next couple hours instead of sleeping.

    3. HeYoNia

      HeYoNia

      oh christ, Now I cant focus on the exams!

       

      dammit skjold why did you remind of the time I farted in front of the class!

  21. Well come back!

    While yer gone YUS i've reached 100 rep 

  22. Well While i was just Looking for random Pictures and Vids and saw an ''extremely Cute'' Sarcasm

    12f9d4ac6ae4ce86a841a8b5e849bbe4f298b742This pic

    Then...I told myself ''I Wanna kill myself because of this Picture'' and scrolled down and saw...

    This...maxresdefault.jpg

  23. What is Life,

    Why Do I Exist...

    HMMMM :I_approve:

     

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. tditdatdwt

      tditdatdwt

      Skjold you're not funny

    3. Skjold

      Skjold

      I sexually identify as being ironically unfunny. Check your unpronounceable name privilege.

    4. tditdatdwt
  24. What the hell's a pillager?

     

    hold on elt me google it

    1. Ghatos

      Ghatos

      It's a pillow with a villager on it

      Or it's a pile of villagers

  25. Where did "EthanForeverAlone" go?

     

    did you finally find someone in life?

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. HeYoNia

      HeYoNia

      Frickin' Manlet

       

       

       

      dont kill me Will just told me that you're a manlet

    3. Extro

      Extro

      My dad owns Epic Games and he'll hack you're roblox account if you're not careful ??

    4. HeYoNia

      HeYoNia

      -I Don't have a fortnite acc

      -I dont have a roblox acc

      -I'm mac you losers

       

      r/woosh 

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