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Cryptic Runner

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  1. could be nice! would really help for things like text and cinematic bars.
  2. i just saw a car ad and the first thing that was said was "ouh" which sounded alot like the gnomed meme 

     

    hmm

    1. Rawami

      Rawami

      1. lol

      2. You dont have an adblocker?

    2. Cryptic Runner
  3. humor back then:

    (insert terrible pun)

    *small chuckles*

    humor today:

    "h"

    *intense wheezing that goes on for hours* 

    humor in the future: 

    " " 

    *intense mechanical organ puking that will go for generations*

  4. what if someone made a mod/resource pack/datapack on minecraft called "YTP Edition" which makes it so every time you walk, "Stayin' alive" plays and the game constantly reverses, pauses and bass boosts itself

  5. max resolution everything and sunlight range at 400. i also upscaled the guys for even sharper shadows.
  6. me: goes into car/bus/something

    radio: *plays a "song" which consists of just someone basically intensely screaming at the top of their lungs with some metal/rock music in the background, also with static noise* 

    me: *loses ears*

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    2. Benji
    3. Ethaniel

      Ethaniel

      Excuse me rock and metal are great.

    4. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      (actually idk if it's metal rock or something sorry)

  7. hey guys ever wondered what's under that ralsei looking minecraft guy that has 0.1 IQ? me neither. as it turns out, that might be what you gAEt it was just this guy.
  8. I feel actual houses coursing through my veins 

    1. Frost

      Frost

      When your pizza rolls are gone

  9. Modern animated movie starter kit: 

    That same exact male voice for the main character that always goes woOAAAH AAAAWOAHHHw at the start of the movie 

    That same exact soundtrack 

    Copyrighted remixed music for trailers

    A completely unrelated to the story scene where the main character sees some random girl and then it just goes slow motion and plays love music for some reason 

    Almost photorealistic environments

    References to Minecraft, Cringenite or any other popular game 

    A poster with the main character having a confused face with some behind a wall pose 

    A random celebrity as a voice actor just for 2 seconds in the entire movie

    Overuse of the same joke

    A trio

    An intro credits scene where the camera for some reason is flying over clouds/over an ocean

    A netflix series

  10. every movie ever: let's split up gang 

    me: bruh have you ever seen a movie? every time someone splits up it goes wrong!!

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    2. Ethaniel

      Ethaniel

      I can name many movies where people don't split up.

    3. Ratchet55

      Ratchet55

      I would say every horror film goes with Split up and get killed one by one till the end of the movie

      Womans are screaming mostly and rushed their way and get killed

      Guys are just doing nothing to fight back

      The kids from IT risk their life to kill pennywise

       

    4. BOOMmaker

      BOOMmaker

      It's worse when characters in those movies reference the same type of movie that they're in.

      Guy 1: "Let's go in that dark, abandoned house where we heard an ax-murderer lives."

      Guy 2: "No way man, haven't you seen any scary movies? We'll die!"

      Guy 1: "Nah man, we'll be fine."

      Guy 2: "Okay, if you say so..."

      *they go in and die because there's an ax-murderer living there*

  11. The number of posts as of this status update is the year that Half-Life 2 got leaked

  12. The guys are totally not smug dancing in the background. obv i was listening to something while making this aaaa
  13. every game (with a story) ever: save the world (or the princess) ok bye

    1. Frost

      Frost

      That's why those games are so appealing; everyone wants to be the hero (or save the princess cough)

    2. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      (ok except for gta you commit crimes though)

    3. Frost

      Frost

      Yeah, GTA is destroy the world (and         the princess cough)

  14. Cryptic Runner

    Bigger fonts

    (i'll assume you're on Windows 10) press the start button then click settings, then go in "appearance and personalization" and change screen resolution
  15. It might have been the schematic that was too big.
  16. I meant the official MI discord server
  17. I think he means streaming on the MI Discord server itself because it's not allowed for some reason
  18. oh hey guys you tought the creeper franchise was gonna be over? well you were 100% wrong!!! i made this creeper bee model. features: is a bee creeper has all bee textures creeper-ified animatable 3d wings nothing else very special EDIT: I made an update that basically just makes antennas 3D and separate (fixes render depth and other things) download
  19. someone: talks about an issue with a program 

    admins of the place or other people in general: oh he's trolling

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