Everything posted by Cryptic Runner
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i just saw a car ad and the first thing that was said was "ouh" which sounded alot like the gnomed meme
hmm
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humor back then:
(insert terrible pun)
*small chuckles*
humor today:
"h"
*intense wheezing that goes on for hours*
humor in the future:
" "
*intense mechanical organ puking that will go for generations*
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what if someone made a mod/resource pack/datapack on minecraft called "YTP Edition" which makes it so every time you walk, "Stayin' alive" plays and the game constantly reverses, pauses and bass boosts itself
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me: goes into car/bus/something
radio: *plays a "song" which consists of just someone basically intensely screaming at the top of their lungs with some metal/rock music in the background, also with static noise*
me: *loses ears*
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I feel attacked.
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Modern animated movie starter kit:
That same exact male voice for the main character that always goes woOAAAH AAAAWOAHHHw at the start of the movie
That same exact soundtrack
Copyrighted remixed music for trailers
A completely unrelated to the story scene where the main character sees some random girl and then it just goes slow motion and plays love music for some reason
Almost photorealistic environments
References to Minecraft, Cringenite or any other popular game
A poster with the main character having a confused face with some behind a wall pose
A random celebrity as a voice actor just for 2 seconds in the entire movie
Overuse of the same joke
A trio
An intro credits scene where the camera for some reason is flying over clouds/over an ocean
A netflix series
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every movie ever: let's split up gang
me: bruh have you ever seen a movie? every time someone splits up it goes wrong!!
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It's worse when characters in those movies reference the same type of movie that they're in.
Guy 1: "Let's go in that dark, abandoned house where we heard an ax-murderer lives."
Guy 2: "No way man, haven't you seen any scary movies? We'll die!"
Guy 1: "Nah man, we'll be fine."
Guy 2: "Okay, if you say so..."
*they go in and die because there's an ax-murderer living there*
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The number of posts as of this status update is the year that Half-Life 2 got leaked
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every game (with a story) ever: save the world (or the princess) ok bye
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someone: talks about an issue with a program
admins of the place or other people in general: oh he's trolling
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