mbanders

i have already messed up

time to wait until 2023

cheating on my eye exam by memorizing the charts beforehand

twitter keeps saying nfts are bad, which must mean they're actually good and based, right?

family guy funny moments compilation but its just the entirety of the show

why does daylight savings time take up more of the year than 'not daylight savings time'?

ever think about having a bike ride you?

"Average person eats a credit card's worth of plastic a week" factoid actually just statistical error.

Plastic Georg, who has consumed 136 billion pounds of plastic in his lifetime, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

whenever a song becomes popular no one ever bothers to check out the rest of the album its from
you might find something you like better in there

better to mayo in the sink than to sink in the mayo

i wonder what the behind the meme guy is up to these days

>join online game

>get recognized

>day ruined

why am i like this

bacteria lives matter  germaphobes dni 

confession, ive never done a drug in my life