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A: Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

I was gonna say america

Dont di- oh I just go the joke.

 Really, dont die.

Just cough your lungs out

@Juno I have an inhaler now.

I got chambers to the left of me, Nazis to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with Jew.

perfection

@Deminu 

related:

@ElvenShot nvr leave me bby

 @Ethan. I wonder where that bus is taking them too...

Apparently my parents got to meet Vatos.

That's what I know. And from what my more D&D savvy friends tell me, it's what is the most widely used. Very few people play version 4 (I think that's what they called it).

@BOOMmaker 3.5 it is, I guess.

@ElvenShot Late-response: The revisions change what limitations/liberties the players and DM can do. 3.5 is basically like version 3 but better. Version 3 is the most limitless version you can do, which makes custom campaigns a breeze compared to the latest format.

@blockerlocker shhhhhh

Welcome to real life, we have no safe spaces.

I like trains and Trump.

Alas, the Trump prevails.

This guy is amazing.
 

I dunno. To me the fact that he has no previous experience in either the military or the government makes him a less than ideal president. When it comes down to it, the only reason he won was cos Clinton was also a horrible choice.

But hey! If the American government wants to keep running itself into the ground like it's done for decades, what do I care?

* FIRST, propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress;  
YES
* FOURTH, a 5 year-ban on White House and Congressional officials becoming lobbyists after they leave government service;
YES
* FIFTH, a lifetime ban on White House officials lobbying on behalf of a foreign government;
YES
* SIXTH, a complete ban on foreign lobbyists raising money for American elections.
YES
* FIRST, I will announce my intention to renegotiate NAFTA or withdraw from the deal under Article 2205
YES
* SECOND, I will announce our withdrawal from the Trans-Pacific Partnership
YES
* THIRD, I will direct my Secretary of the Treasury to label China a currency manipulator
BTFO
* SIXTH, lift the Obama-Clinton roadblocks and allow vital energy infrastructure projects, like the Keystone Pipeline, to move forward
YES
* SEVENTH, cancel billions in payments to U.N. climate change programs and use the money to fix America's water and environmental infrastructure
YES
* FIRST, cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama
YES
* THIRD, cancel all federal funding to Sanctuary Cities
YES
* FOURTH, begin removing the more than 2 million criminal illegal immigrants from the country and cancel visas to foreign countries that won't take them back
GET'EM OUTTA HERE
* FIFTH, suspend immigration from terror-prone regions where vetting cannot safely occur. All vetting of people coming into our country will be considered extreme vetting.
YES
 

Hillary did 9/11

From the moment I saw that logo I ******* thought of 9/11. That satanic *****.

Welp, time to get deported. Riperoni Americony time to see what the Mexican cartel is like

And after seeing what they've done on a 4chan rekt thread, it's not looking good.

3 things i could watch on forever:

1. Dripping water

2. Flame

3. elections in the United States

Obama, you´re fired.

DETAINED

Can't detain me if I'm still in Arizona, haha.

Execution imminent 

@Emaniplex Same

Damn nevermind

ayyy washington's blue another term

Damn Washington. As long as he keeps his lead in Michigan, which he's going back up in, he wins.