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The people who posted the 4 status updates below all have the omega gay (no 'no u' allowed)

dammit nimi why


out of all the things you could have said for the prank changelog why
"Fixed 'parts must have unique names' error preventing saving."

please

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

this bug has screwed me over TOO MANY DAMN TIMES FOR THIS CRAP TO BE FUNNY


pls

soon™

hey this is neato

it is wednesday my dudes

elon musk finally hosted meme review
today is a good day

heccin alert!

t-series starts with t, which means it's an offbranch of the t-virus!!1!1

the only way to stop t-series from infecting the world and turning us all into zombies is to subscribe to pewdiepie!!11!111!!!!

do it now for the future of humans

smash ultimate has a dk rap remix

My Smash main is Bob Dylan.

the hell's this need it stuff about?

Very amazing what you can do on a desktop PC.

made a skin for the g3sg1 in csgo, might throw it onto the workshop

Hey, I hope you're having a good day.

subscribe to pewdiepie

excuse me what the heck

csgo has battle royale now

i aint complaining, just what the heck

Happy birthday.

watchmojo top ten inspirational quotes:

#10: "mission failed, we'll get em next time" - cod dude

#9: "#15: burger king foot lettuce" - chills

#8: "smash subscribe" - pewpewpiediepie

#7: "heccin fricc" - the guy that got banned from my christian roblox server

#6: "What the * did you just *ing say about me, you little *? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the * out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my *ing words. You think you can get away with saying that * to me over the Internet? Think again, *er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re *ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable * off the face of the continent, you little *. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you * idiot. I will * fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re *ing dead, kiddo." - every 8 year old navy seal wannabe playing cod with voicechat

#5: ""quoting yourself in your signature is dumb" - rollo" - rollo

#4: "you must die" - ganon

#3: "e" - cade beeb

#2: "diabetes" - nascar man

#1: "i want to die" - idubbbz

thanks 4 watchign, if u disagre u can die

where i live you're constantly either burning to death or a popsicle, and seasons change nothing

Today marks 100 years since World War 1 ended.
I think that WW1 was, while not quite as destructive or large-scale as WW2, the most important conflict in the history of mankind.
I'm honestly surprised that until earlier this year, I didn't really know or care about WW1, and my attention to it was limited to making jokes about WW2 being it's sequel.

pretty damn soon™ 

soon™

happy halloween





it is wednesday my dudes