willingsas

Oooh.. I frequently think every now and then.

Of the glorious food of the noble hen;

Eggs! Eggs! E, double-g 's eggs!

My knowledge of eggs is tremendously wide

I eat 'em boiled i eat fried

Potsh and sured and devil and scrambled-

Hamchel-smumblech-skompol and 'frambled.

I eat 'em them beaten and swissled and swussle.

Frizzle-kaddizle bamboozled and fussled;

I know every way an egg can be guzzled!

And thinking of eggs... Reminds me of sam.. Who's favourite dish is..

Green eggs.. And Ham.

[Smug jazz at the end]