Ninja Dino

Now this is my lore:
So there was this absolute G named Notch. Now, see, Notch was a pimp who also made games as sort of a side gig. Now one day, while notch was enjoying a nice cup of pepsi during a long day in the office one of his escorts came in to return the day's earnings. Notch immediately noticed that his employee was looking a little extra thick today. It turns out that Notch accidentally had alcohol in his cup instead of pepsi, which caused him to have an extreme liking to his employee. Now, kids, what you have to understand is when a man loves a woman there's a certain point where he wants to express that love on a physical level to her, which is exactly what happened. Without going into too much detail Notch ended the night lying next to his escort. After finally sobering up Notch turned around to look at her and to his absolute horror, what he saw staring back at him was not the face of a human woman, but the face of a dirt block. Notch was devastated, and he was even more upset when 9 months later he had a block son being held in his arms. Notch didn't plan on having the son but he loved him anyways, and raised him as his own with the help of his dirt block wife. They named him Richard, or "****" for short. Notch always called him his "Little ****." One day Notch heard screams out in the front yard of his house. Notch ran outside and saw **** getting beat up by bullies. "Stop beating my little ****!" Notch shouted. Notch easily defeated the bullies in combat, but it was too late for ****. As **** was dying in Notch's arms Notch ran to his computer and did some wacky science stuff and downloaded ****'s brain content into a floppy disk so that **** could live on forever in the form of a video game that Notch called "Minecraft." And that's why to this day, lots of people all around the world play Minecraft. The end.

Now this is my lore:
So there was this absolute G named Notch. Now, see, Notch was a pimp who also made games as sort of a side gig. Now one day, while notch was enjoying a nice cup of pepsi during a long day in the office one of his escorts came in to return the day's earnings. Notch immediately noticed that his employee was looking a little extra thick today. It turns out that Notch accidentally had alcohol in his cup instead of pepsi, which caused him to have an extreme liking to his employee. Now, kids, what you have to understand is when a man loves a woman there's a certain point where he wants to express that love on a physical level to her, which is exactly what happened. Without going into too much detail Notch ended the night lying next to his escort. After finally sobering up Notch turned around to look at her and to his absolute horror, what he saw staring back at him was not the face of a human woman, but the face of a dirt block. Notch was devastated, and he was even more upset when 9 months later he had a block son being held in his arms. Notch didn't plan on having the son but he loved him anyways, and raised him as his own with the help of his dirt block wife. They named him Richard, or "****" for short. Notch always called him his "Little ****." One day Notch heard screams out in the front yard of his house. Notch ran outside and saw **** getting beat up by bullies. "Stop beating my little ****!" Notch shouted. Notch easily defeated the bullies in combat, but it was too late for ****. As **** was dying in Notch's arms Notch ran to his computer and did some wacky science stuff and downloaded ****'s brain content into a floppy disk so that **** could live on forever in the form of a video game that Notch called "Minecraft." And that's why to this day, lots of people all around the world play Minecraft. The end.

Now this is my lore:
So there was this absolute G named Notch. Now, see, Notch was a pimp who also made games as sort of a side gig. Now one day, while notch was enjoying a nice cup of pepsi during a long day in the office one of his escorts came in to return the day's earnings. Notch immediately noticed that his employee was looking a little extra thick today. It turns out that Notch accidentally had alcohol in his cup instead of pepsi, which caused him to have an extreme liking to his employee. Now, kids, what you have to understand is when a man loves a woman there's a certain point where he wants to express that love on a physical level to her, which is exactly what happened. Without going into too much detail Notch ended the night lying next to his escort. After finally sobering up Notch turned around to look at her and to his absolute horror, what he saw staring back at him was not the face of a human woman, but the face of a dirt block. Notch was devastated, and he was even more upset when 9 months later he had a block son being held in his arms. Notch didn't plan on having the son but he loved him anyways, and raised him as his own with the help of his dirt block wife. They named him Richard, or "****" for short. Notch always called him his "Little ****." One day Notch heard screams out in the front yard of his house. Notch ran outside and saw **** getting beat up by bullies. "Stop beating my little ****!" Notch shouted. Notch easily defeated the bullies in combat, but it was too late for ****. As **** was dying in Notch's arms Notch ran to his computer and did some wacky science stuff and downloaded ****'s brain content into a floppy disk so that **** could live on forever in the form of a video game that Notch called "Minecraft." And that's why to this day, lots of people all around the world play Minecraft. The end.

GL to you, I was lucky enough to be able to salvage 4GB of DDR3 RAM from my old computer when i upgraded so now I've got 12 gigs. Also, according to Nimi there's reason to upgrade both the CPU and GPU for Mine-Imator (CPU is better for having more things in the scene at once and generally more complicated scenes, GPU is better for rendering faster or avoiding crashes with too many lights) so take that into account when upgrading as well...

Wow, I was honestly expecting an awkward/sad post about how this person rejected you. This is a pleasant surprise. Good for you for being brave enough to take such a risk by asking him out.

Every game is free if you look long enough

Yeah, I think it's normal. It shows the other contributors of the collab that you care about the project and are dedicating some time to it lol

D O M I N A N C E

just get the cracked version lol

just get the cracked version lol

Same.

Yet we have about 30 users that actually regularly visit this website.

Yet we have about 30 users that actually regularly visit this website.

Because that's how you welcome a new member to the forums, the community's fine, don't worry about it

Hehehehe you dont have my festive pfp.

Ew. Edgy.

Ok, I agree with most points in this...
"If you downvote him, he accuses you of rep abuse. If you reply to him, he thinks it's blind hate." is 100% untrue. It's when he downvotes every comment continuously, and in the "Survival" topic, I wanted him to reply instead of simply downvoting, which he didn't. 
You say I have strict and incorrect standards for wallpapers, but put yourself in my shoes for a second. We all have styles, right? I do my wallpapers differently than... let's say Swift over here. All I do is say what I would do if I was given the project. I say what I would do to the image, not what everyone has to do. Hopefully, that clears that up. And It's stupid of all of you to say that my criticism is incorrect, because in the end, we all have our own styles.
I've actually been playing Forza Horizon 4 recently, and in photo mode, I've been practicing around with different camera angles to improve my wallpapers, but I have found the ground view (in most cases) the most pleasing to the eye.
In the end, I have tried to give more thorough criticism, and @Rollo, like you said in FA a while back, if anyone still has a problem with me, they should just leave me alone. These forums weren't made for arguments, and I have already gone through enough.

This was a really good post on this situation. Everything that you said is what I've been thinking this entire time only you put it in a clear and easy to follow status update.

@KaryuGraphics

You plagiarizer >:^(

/r/thatHappened

Ok so I have some criticism on the logos.
 
1. The "Jake edition" text's dimensions are off. The top of the text (the darker part) should be the same angle as the "Minecraft" text. It should slant like this:
Obviously you would have to fix all the other 3D parts to the top, because the N looks weird, but it was only an example. I believe you can do it.
2. The "Jake edition" text doesn't have anti-aliasing, so the pixels are very sharp. Just fix it by using the "feather" tool.
There we go
 

Oh I see. I want the desert to be updated, it's so boring and now that villages are found everywhere it doesn't have enough things in it.
 

lmao why are people getting mad in a status that says "Hi"

@Swift
 
Didn't think about that.
also people need to stop getting triggered about everything I say.
edit: oh frig what did I do