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Here's how to make excuses and defy logic until the whole world is vegetables:

If you are what you eat, then all herbivores are vegatables.    Since humans are omnivores, they are vegetables.     Carnivores eat herbivores usually, so carnivores are vegetables.    

Since so many fruits are used and considered to be vegetables (like tomatoes) all fruit is vegetables.   Screw it, all plants are vegetables.

Fungus can sometimes grow on trees and other plants, and therefore all fungi counts as vegetables.

Because there is so much life in the ocean, all of which is vegetables, the ocean has a bunch of vegetable essence in it and is therefore a vegetable.

The ground is filled with dead vegetables and is a vegetable.

The really deep core areas of the earth don't matter and both the land and sea are vegetables, and therefore earth is a vegetable.

Makes sense, right?