Mineshaft Animation

Hello everyone, my name is Benjamin/Mineshaft animation. So today I was being bothered by a girl who was on my friends list and I barely knew who she was. She was asking to date me, I asked her “How would that work exactly? We don’t even live near each other” and she claimed she would try and make it work out and also claimed she wouldn’t cheat on me. 2 hours and 13 minutes later (specifically timed) I come back to be honest with her. I was going to tell her I didn’t know how to respond to this and that I’m not really up for dating people I barely know (in the nicest way possible [plus I don’t do online dating anymore]) but before I could finish my message I get this..

Introducing, the Ithot xR

Tbh it’s normal for me nowadays for people to tell me they have(/had) a crush on me or if they want to “date” straight away. I mean I had to reject a Junior high student (girl [Plus in the nicest way possible]) at this place I’m volunteering at because of the laws we have here in the American school/work system. I can’t remember what it says exactly but it is strictly against teachers/workers/volunteers dating students (Which I support due to many reasons [THE LAW, I'M TALKING ABOUT THE LAW]). 

Anyways, that was my TED talk, thank you everyone for coming.