Caeden117

"Ok i have a weird story, gather around children.

So i have a wireless headset that allows me to wear it around the house while connected to the computer. So i usually forget to turn it off while i'm listening to music. Well i had this intense motivational music mix playing in the background that had the occasional person say inspiring words. I really had to take a crap, so i ran to the washroom with my headset on HOWEVER i couldn't do it because i guess i was constipated or something idk. Anyways i was trying so freaking hard to poop while this super intense battle music played in the background then out of nowhere a guy starts yelling "YOU NEED TO FIGHT IT, PUSH FURTHER TO REACH YOUR GOALS, PUSH ON AND KEEP GOING." And i was like crying because it was so damn scary but so damn funny at the same time and i just screamed "I CANT DO IT" Then the speech went on "ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IF YOU PUSH YOURSELF HARD ENOUGH, PUSH HARDER!"

And that my friends is the story of how my parents found me in the bathroom crying and laughing hysterically with my pants half off."

~James 2k16