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"November 8th, 2016. Donald Trump wins in a landslide victory. He confidently strides up to the podium to give his victory speech. The crowd is dead silent, waiting in anticipation for what he has to say. He leans in close to the microphone; his lips almost touching it. Donald opens his mouth to speak; the crowd is on the edge of their seats. "Obama, you're fired." The crowd goes absolutely nuts. Hillary Clinton immediately has a heart attack and dies. The Mexicans all cross back over the border in a fear induced panic. Every ISIS member commits suicide. The US stock market jumps to an all time high in a matter of seconds. Cancer is effectively cured. J.P. Morgan and John Rockefeller can be heard laughing from beyond the grave. All is right with the world. Can't stump the Trump" - Some youtube comment