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  1. Mr.Matt

    my speaker quiver 

  2. Mr.Matt

    19 dead. 25 injured. 20 jobs. $13,000. I've had better weeks

  3. Mr.Matt

     

    Skjold always delivers. Even when you don't want him to.

    1. Skjold

      Skjold

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      Skjold.. ALWAYS delivers.

  4. Mr.Matt

     the song "Be a Man" by macho man is the best thing i heard all day

     

  5. Mr.Matt

    :V V:

     

  6. Mr.Matt

    "how can you still be alive?

    Nano-machines"

    that it this the best game ever

  7. Mr.Matt

    "how can you still be alive?

    Nano-machines"

    that it this the best game ever

  8. Mr.Matt

    "i am the queen of music"~nonon

  9. Mr.Matt

    "nobody shall stop me" 

    Macho man: "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!"

  10. Mr.Matt

    "pizza were here" would pizza do that to us

    1. Simon G. Andersen

      Simon G. Andersen

      Well, okay...

  11. Mr.Matt

    *opens a drawer* here where i keep lengths of wire

    1. Mineupfast

      Mineupfast

      Fallout 4 in a nutshell, i guess

  12. Mr.Matt

    *papyrus no longer beliefs in you*

    1. Emaniplex

      Emaniplex

      * believes

      ...  :steve_tearful:

  13. Mr.Matt

    I once knew a guy you look like him but he wasnt neither

     

  14. Mr.Matt

    la vie est très amusant

  15. Mr.Matt

    la vie est très amusant

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    2. Mr.Matt

      Mr.Matt

      google translate gave me that

    3. Nicolasev

      Nicolasev

      Yeah ikr

    4. Ocelot

      Ocelot

      Same diff if you ask me, just a couple of accents and a letter missing. Good enough when it comes to internet grammar!

  16. Mr.Matt

    can you put a price on love....yes you can it is $20

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    2. Mr.Matt

      Mr.Matt

      nope

    3. Zeno

      Zeno

      I'm so loooonely.

    4. Ocelot

      Ocelot

      Get gud 

      Or, y'know 

      Accidently fall asleep in your crush during a long bus trip, worked for me

  17. Mr.Matt

    Even if I am a cold emotionless machine, you still are my friend.

    1. Archon

      Archon

      That is not how cold emotionless machines work, dummy.

    2. Mr.Matt

      Mr.Matt

      shh 

  18. Mr.Matt

    my curiosity is killing me like a cat would be killed by the curiosity

    1. Emaniplex

      Emaniplex

      Nice meme.  :) 

  19. Mr.Matt

    No skeletons in my closet, except me sometimes.....

    1. Emaniplex

      Emaniplex

      My two favorite books...!

  20. Mr.Matt

    Spinny-blade-wall!!! Machiavelli

  21. Mr.Matt

    Wait a magnificent moment!

  22. Mr.Matt

    Darling, I can show you where my love hides
     

    1. Keep on Chucking

      Keep on Chucking

      "Darling"

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    2. Mr.Matt

      Mr.Matt

      yes

  23. Mr.Matt

    My face! on a million screens!

  24. Mr.Matt

    Your souls about to meet it's master
    It's about to expire!

    1. Ethaniel

      Ethaniel

      My soul expired ages ago.

  25. Mr.Matt

    when going gets tough you call Braum

    1. Emaniplex

      Emaniplex

      Who that?  :v

    2. Mr.Matt

      Mr.Matt

      braum league of legends i believe 

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