Ocelot

Does anybody else here get what I can only describe as 'majority guilt'?

Indie game-making, a comprehensive guide:

(reposting cuz the old one had swearing in it, silly me.)

Two explosions at the Brussels airport, and one in a subway station near the European Commission headquarters. One death, and many injured are reported so far....

I want to wake up.

Two explosions at the Brussels airport, and one in a subway station near the European Commission headquarters. One death, and many injured are reported so far....

I want to wake up.

I bet your wearing underwhere

m219328, the statsus ur nut fur eskn ppl buench uf ppel questionz et wance. deh messageng exizts m89

It's amazing what 3 lights can do in sfm sometimes

>is about to watch fave tv show, the ONLY tv show ocey has ever liked

>it's a new season, airing for first time in NZ

>ocey freaks out

>two shows are playing back to back

>watches first episode

>is INCREDIBLE

>hype, hype, build up, hype, betrayal, romance, murder, HYPE-

>main character is about to shoot himself

>ocey can't handle the drama

>episode ends on that cliffhanger, roll credits

>next episode is about to play, ocey is figuratively dying from the tension

>family comes in

>switches channel, refuses to switch back

>arguments to no avail

>ocey cri evertim

Voxy is dangerous and hazardous to your health.

(This is the last one, I swear)

Jaguars are dangerous and hazardous to your health.

Voxy is dangerous and hazardous to your health.

(This is the last one, I swear)

*strokes beard*

^Unedited picture




Dunno if I should do anything else to it or just leave it at that

>I haven't played Skyrim in months! Just a little sess, and I'll-

>2 1/2 hours later

my high school is awesome we don't have an ordinary mascot like a tiger or some other animal, we have a man bear.

Alright, so I left GameMaker static for about an hour. I came back, 'out of memory', and every single sprite is now blank, including the root image file. It's an error I used to see in MI, fixable upon restart, but that didn't work.  I've tried every kind of restore possible, all the backups are empty. No Google results. I swear if I've lost that many hours of work, I'm done with this, RIP projects.

@David, SAVE ME.

This is our school's logic. (Make a video mocking our ICT teachers  )

Goodbye, **** Smith... *sniff*... I'm sorry you had to drown so fast... You were a good brand. HELLO, CHEAP HEADSET!

TFW gets to write about Portal for exam - spends entire study period reading fan theories.

So far I have deduced that Wheatley is midly racist and the Mainframe turns AIs into Stalins. It sounds better in the essay.

Bro code

I think I owe an apology for my actions.

I think I owe an apology for my actions.

I think I owe an apology for my actions.

I think I owe an apology for my actions.

'How many colors are there on your map?'

'6! Red, orange, blue, green, and yellow!' 

Thus is what happens in history class. 

Wait, wait, wait. Am I the only person here who has a straight-gay friend? Nobody seems to have heard the term before, have any of you? x3