Ocelot

>is about to watch fave tv show, the ONLY tv show ocey has ever liked

>it's a new season, airing for first time in NZ

>ocey freaks out

>two shows are playing back to back

>watches first episode

>is INCREDIBLE

>hype, hype, build up, hype, betrayal, romance, murder, HYPE-

>main character is about to shoot himself

>ocey can't handle the drama

>episode ends on that cliffhanger, roll credits

>next episode is about to play, ocey is figuratively dying from the tension

>family comes in

>switches channel, refuses to switch back

>arguments to no avail

>ocey cri evertim