Everything posted by LolDoge
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Wait...if I'm here...and you're here...then who's protecting my balls?!
Also if you're wondering why my previous status update is gone then... join the club of not knowing why!
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The American goes blame Canada
The Britishmen goes blame Germany
The North Korean goes blame South Korea
And the Chinese goes blame Japan
But there's one sound, that no one knows...
WHAT DOES THE GOD DAMN CANADIAN SAY?!
Blame America! Blame America!
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Time to parody this parody to try and change it to a song that Elven may like. song or shit like that.
(Main singer)
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum
Mum mum mum mah
I wanna hold them like they do in Spanish plays.
A little crusading is fun when your with me.
I love it
German roulette is not the same without a Jew
And baby when its war if it isn't rough it isn't fun (fun)
Oh, ooohh oh, woah oh
I'll get him triggered, show him what I've got
Oh, ooohh oh, woah oh
I'll get him triggered, show him what I've got
Can't read my, can't read my
No she can't read my, British face
(She's got nobody to be triggered at)
Can't read my, can't read my
No she can't read my, British face
(She's got nobody to be triggered at)
B-B-B-British face, B-B-B-British face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-B-B-British face, B-B-B-British face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Elven:
kys, kys
Some Elvenshot supporter:
Hey Elven, I heard you're looking for Trump supporters who wanna kill ISIS
Elven:
Yeah, wanna help?
Some Elvenshot supporter:
No no no, I got stuff to do
But I wanted to tell you, theres these fellas on TV, they go looking out for ISIS where ever they are
Elven:
I think it's time we do something, Hilary's getting triggered
Main Singer:
What do'ya mean? The song is a sweet
Elven: No not song, I'm talking about ISIS blaming Russia!
Ethan: They've been doing that for a long time
Elven: So? Don't you guys care? We've gotta go crusading!
Ethan.: What are we gonna do Elven?
Elven: It's seem like everyone has an attitude of thats just the way Hilary is, and thats just the way ISIS are, nobody likes either of them but they're just too busy to to do something! (also kys btw)
Main Singer: I'm not too busy
Elven: You're not?
Main Singer: No, I just don't give a Clinton ass, at all.
Some other Elven supporter: Yeah me neither?
Elven: Kys because you don't care either?
Main Singer: Yeah, me and [name here] don't give 2 shits about ISIS and Hilary
Elven: Ya'know, when Hilary become president and destroys the world, people are going to wish that at some point in time, that they cared a little to crusade just a little god damn bit!
Main Singer:
I wanna roll with her, a hot pair we will be
I don't give a crap about ISIS so go and hug a Jew
I love it
German roulette is not the same with out a Jew
And baby when it's war if it isn't rough it isn't fun (fun)
Oh, ooohh oh, woah oh
I'll get him triggered, show him what I've got
Oh, ooohh oh, woah oh
I'll get him triggered, show him what I've got
Can't read my, can't read my
No she can't read my, British face
(She's got nobody to be triggered at)
Can't read my, can't read my
No she can't read my, British face
(She's got nobody to be triggered at)
B-B-B-British face, B-B-B-British face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-B-B-British face, B-B-B-British face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Elven:
kys, kys
*Music Shit*
Elven: You Hilary supporters acting like you're crusading
News Reporter or some shit: Oh my god! What the Jew did you do?
Main Singer: What do you mean? The song is sweet
ISIS, ISIS
Some Elven supporter:
No no no, I got stuff to do
No no no, I got stuff to do
No no no, I got stuff to do
No no no, I got stuff to do (ISIS)
Main Singer:
Can't read my, can't read my
No she can't read my, British face
(She's got nobody to be triggered at)
Can't read my, can't read my
No she can't read my, British face
(She's got nobody to be triggered at)
Can't read my, can't read my
No she can't read my, British face
(She's got nobody to be triggered at)
Can't read my, can't read my
No she can't read my, British face
(She's got nobody to be triggered at)
Can't read my, can't read my
No she can't read my, British face
(She's got nobody to be triggered at)
Can't read my, can't read my
No she can't read my, British face
(She's got nobody to be triggered at)
B-B-B-British face, B-B-B-British face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-B-B-British face, B-B-B-British face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Elven:
kys, kys
Main Singer:
B-B-B-British face, B-B-B-British face
(Mum mum mum mah)
B-B-B-British face, B-B-B-British face
(Mum mum mum mah)
Elven:
kys, kys
And just like that it ends...well shit here are the people mentioned in it:
@ElvenShot @Ethan. @A Jew
Now, I'mma go do something, bye.
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The answer to your question of "W-what", Mr.@ElvenShot is...Jew
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Female functioning Human Beings:
Hm, I haven't really posted a status updates since Monday, I need to post one.
Male functioning human beings:
I haven't posted a status update for a few days, eh it doesen't matter I can post one tomorrow.
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Average Former:
I haven't posted a status update in two minutes. I need to post several.
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Me:
I added a few cubes in my rig. STATUS UPD. I made an art. STATUS UPD. I ate a cake.... Guess what?
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