Mike

Looking back through some of my incredibly old text documents, I had a pretty screwed up imagination. But a nack for song writing! Also I'm assuming that I got some outside help from somewhere, how else would I know what a cease and desist was?

(Edited of course to fix spelling errors and grammar mistakes, as well as maybe I changed a word to sound better)

WARNING: Maybe sorta graphic? I dunno, it was like 5 years ago, how intense could I be?

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
you know Comet and Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The most unoriginal reindeer of all

Rahdolph the copied reindeer!
Got a cease and desist.
Due to the awesome rodolph,
he could not exist! 
So Ralphy went on a rampage
And burned down a small town
But he was caught in a bear trap
So he swore he'd bring them down.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Rahdolph then escaped
He snuck up behind old santa claus
And stabbed him with a stake!

Then he lined up the others
And took them out with glee
Rahdolph the copied reindeer
You'll go down in HISSSTOORY

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
you know Comet and Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The most unoriginal reindeer of all

Rahdolph the copied reindeer!
Got a cease and desist.
Due to the awesome rodolph,
he could not exist! 
So Ralphy went on a rampage
And burned down a small town
But he was caught in a bear trap
So he swore he'd bring them down.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Rahdolph then escaped
He snuck up behind old santa claus
And stabbed him with a stake!

Then he lined up the others
And took them out with glee
Rahdolph the copied reindeer
You'll go down in HISSSTOORY