MrSpecialjonny

Today I learned Laxatives do not work for me 

1.4.2

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Hmm...Maybe this button*Presses blue button*

They don't just tell the myths.. They put them to the test

Breaths in the chemicals

I am scared for life

Do the eat me candies make me grow

What if your legs...Weren't really your legs

I want one-a-gun

Sitting at his desk browsing /r/tf2 Gabriel Newell sees this post. His otherwise bored face reveals a smile, he turns his chair around to face the large window behind him and stares wistfully into the distance. Still smiling, a single tear rolls down his cheek.

"After 18 years in development, it's finally been worth the wait..."

He closes his eyes gently, as if not to disturb them, knowing he would never open them again

Hold door the

Finally got a desk for my computer after only just 2 years of laying down on a bed and playing on my computer and getting a massive ache in my back

That's so crazy, it just might work...

Liquids makes all the difference

They drilled through security doors with precision..." Not bloody likely with the quality of Payday's drills

Something nice

On the + side 

I will give you something big

the dover boys

Big Buffy Soldier Dancing On Babies

Fried chicken

KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW 

Do You Believe in Magic