Hagus

How the dialogue goes between arbitrary background characters that are a part of an evil army

Soldier: Sir, there’s a problem with my helmet

Captian: What’s wrong?

Soldier: It doesn’t fit. But it’s not like I need it

Captain: Why not? Do you wanna get bashed in the head?

Soldier: Sir, we’re just background characters. We are probably gonna get killed by the main characters anyways

Captain: Fair point