Cryptic Runner

Now it's time for my lore:

A zombie apocalypse turned most of the humans into zombies, skeletons, and endermans. Sientists have created a vaccine and they tried it on pigs but the results were creepers and zombie pigmans.

After the apocalypse started, some gangs have been created, they are called the "illagers", and decided to leave their villages to live on mansions. Some of them attack the villages and the players, and they are called the "pillagers"

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The Story of Minecraft 

The world of Minecraft was not always the way you see it today, you could even say it’s more peaceful. Long ago there lived three races. Pigmen, Villagers, and Humans. The Pigmen were great warriors, fending off monsters. The Villagers were humble farmers, providing food throughout the land. And the Humans were incredible builders, able to build the highest towers. These three races worked together in harmony, trading resources. They sailed seas, explored monuments that even predated this time. They built temples, mineshafts, strongholds. Almost everything you see today was built by the these races but as monsters grew more restless, Pigmen saw a threat, a great plague was about to sweep the land. Now zombies were nothing new to the races but this was something that could not be stopped. Pigmen warned about the plague but Villagers said their religion would keep them safe and Humans were too confident in themselves. The Pigmen did not know what to do so they packed up everything and left. They dug down to the deepest, the hottest caverns. They built grand fortresses in this Hellish place. Meanwhile on the surface the Humans and Villagers still worked together still unknowing of what true horrors were about to unfold. The proficiency became true and anarchy soon swept the land. Groups of Villagers lost faith in their religion and wanted to defend themselves for a change so they ran off and hid away in the darkest forests. Humans were thought to be completely wiped off the planet but some legends say they’re still are a few around. Pigmen have the saddest fate because the plague did not spare them. They are but a husk of their former selves.

Now this is my lore:

So there was this absolute G named Notch. Now, see, Notch was a pimp who also made games as sort of a side gig. Now one day, while notch was enjoying a nice cup of pepsi during a long day in the office one of his escorts came in to return the day's earnings. Notch immediately noticed that his employee was looking a little extra thick today. It turns out that Notch accidentally had alcohol in his cup instead of pepsi, which caused him to have an extreme liking to his employee. Now, kids, what you have to understand is when a man loves a woman there's a certain point where he wants to express that love on a physical level to her, which is exactly what happened. Without going into too much detail Notch ended the night lying next to his escort. After finally sobering up Notch turned around to look at her and to his absolute horror, what he saw staring back at him was not the face of a human woman, but the face of a dirt block. Notch was devastated, and he was even more upset when 9 months later he had a block son being held in his arms. Notch didn't plan on having the son but he loved him anyways, and raised him as his own with the help of his dirt block wife. They named him Richard, or "****" for short. Notch always called him his "Little ****." One day Notch heard screams out in the front yard of his house. Notch ran outside and saw **** getting beat up by bullies. "Stop beating my little ****!" Notch shouted. Notch easily defeated the bullies in combat, but it was too late for ****. As **** was dying in Notch's arms Notch ran to his computer and did some wacky science stuff and downloaded ****'s brain content into a floppy disk so that **** could live on forever in the form of a video game that Notch called "Minecraft." And that's why to this day, lots of people all around the world play Minecraft. The end.