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  1. mbanders

    fun fact: every copy of mine-imator is personalized

    1. insanehelix7076

      insanehelix7076

      I can agree since nobody else  uses another copy because it never changes so most likely they are all personalized

  2. mbanders

    its been one year since @Rollo and i became moderators :Cake:

    1. TwoToRule

      TwoToRule

      nice

       

      Happy mod day

  3. mbanders

     

    1. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      character creation screens be like

    2. insanehelix7076

      insanehelix7076

      Me: the matrix was correct we do live in a simulation

      others: show me proof

      me:

    3. ItsZaaki

      ItsZaaki

      oh

  4. mbanders

    Why do people stop aging whenever they get a TV show?

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    2. insanehelix7076

      insanehelix7076

      Probably because life likes to make people live longer during tv shows since its a series and the fiction stuff becomes reality sometimes

    3. FOXY TOONS

      FOXY TOONS

      ...

    4. insanehelix7076

      insanehelix7076

      Wut

  5. mbanders

    whoops i got older :Cake:

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    2. Ghatos

      Ghatos

      120 years old already! :Cake:

    3. HeYoNia

      HeYoNia

      Boo! have an expired cake. :Cake:

    4. Swingzero

      Swingzero

      :Cake: mew mew

       

  6. mbanders

    why would i buy an antivirus when i can just factory reset my computer every time it starts acting up?

    1. Slime

      Slime

      This is how i live

    2. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      yeah they just make computers act down for the ching-ching

  7. mbanders

    just found out about premarital eye contact i think im going to be sick

    1. Extro

      Extro

      premarital hugging is a mortal sin, just wait until you see that out on the streets

    2. Ian_The_One

      Ian_The_One

      premarital breathing.

  8. mbanders

     

    1. Ian_The_One

      Ian_The_One

      stop doing acid.

    2. TwoToRule

      TwoToRule

      I bet those are cylinders

  9. mbanders

    The only bit of any language you'll ever need to learn is how to say you don't speak the language.

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    2. Ghatos

      Ghatos

      "Ich spreche nicht Deutsch"

      and "kartoffel salat".

      The only things I remember about german

    3. MojangYang

      MojangYang

      that what I taught my dad

      "Sorry, i don no yenglish"

    4. StarFX

      StarFX

      Looks like i need to learn how to say "i don't speak ruski" in Russian

  10. mbanders

    wouldn't it be fun if they sold bubble wrap as individually wrapped bubbles?

    1. Rollo

      Rollo

      then you can order them online and get double for the price of one

  11. mbanders

    why don't zombies ever try to eat each others' brains?

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    2. HeYoNia

      HeYoNia

      Which one would you rather eat? 

      a well made steak or a rotting shitass steak?

       

      You probably chose well made but considering you're mbanders, you probably chose the rotten one.

      Zombies have standards too, they'll eat the good shit and not the bad shit.

    3. MojangYang

      MojangYang

      good shit is still shit

    4. HeYoNia

      HeYoNia

      Better than bad shit.

  12. mbanders

    it's been 2 months since i last wore pants

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    2. HeYoNia

      HeYoNia

      Who needs clothes when you have skin.

    3. WAZZL3

      WAZZL3

      who needs skin when you have flesh

    4. Draco63

      Draco63

      lol, you guys are way behind me. I'm just a brain connected to a computer

  13. mbanders

    happy birthday :Cake::)

    1. Rollo

      Rollo

      Thank

  14. mbanders

    do you think i'm cool or hot?

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    2. TwoToRule

      TwoToRule

      or

    3. FredMCGamer

      FredMCGamer

      cool!

    4. BNMBrandon15936YT

      BNMBrandon15936YT

      Both

  15. mbanders

    chicken wing chicken wing

    hot dog and bologna

    chicken and macaroni

    chilling with my homies

    1. BNMBrandon15936YT

      BNMBrandon15936YT

      yes

  16. mbanders

     

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    2. ShotU

      ShotU

      oh SteVe wHat'D tHey dO tO YoU mAn?!!?!

    3. Draco63

      Draco63

      @__Mine__ No, no he's not.

    4. FredMCGamer

      FredMCGamer

      when you eat 3 flintstone gummies when the package only says 2 per day

  17. mbanders

    watermark is my favorite flavor of water

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    2. Slime

      Slime

      market gardening is my favorite kind of shovel warfare

    3. Draco63

      Draco63

      *mumblemumblesomethingMARKsomethingmumble*

    4. TwoToRule

      TwoToRule

      Hallmark is my favorite type of hall

  18. mbanders

    fabric bandages are better than plastic bandages change my mind

    1. Gfamleit

      Gfamleit

      stmpacks

  19. mbanders

    The secret to being cool is clinical depression.

    1. Gfamleit

      Gfamleit

      no

      bipolar depression

    2. Ian_The_One

      Ian_The_One

      flanders out here spitting straight facts.

  20. mbanders

    today is the day ?

    1. crustyjpeg

      crustyjpeg

      wtf vro where did yuo get the red weed

  21. mbanders

    happy birthday :Cake:

  22. mbanders

     

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    2. __Mine__

      __Mine__

      My pfp sums up the reaction to this pretty well lol

      Genuinely curious, why do you make these?

    3. Draco63

      Draco63

      @__Mine__ Yeah, me too!

    4. TwoToRule

      TwoToRule

      I'm not crying

  23. mbanders

    pro tip: people who dye their hair cannot be trusted

    1. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      ninja-adidas.jpg?fit=1024,768&ssl=1

    2. Shane

      Shane

      rawr xd

    3. Draco63

      Draco63

      whenever I see someone with short hair and hair dye, I always think, uh-oh, they could be gay. turns out I'm usually right.

  24. mbanders

    hey everyone i just finished remaking gm_bigcity in minecraft

    https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/gm-bigcity-minecraft-recreation/

    1. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      more ambitious than the earth recreated 1:1 in mc

    2. Ian_The_One

      Ian_The_One

      where gm_flatgrass at?

    3. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      just make a flat map, build "flattywood" and build some arch thing, it's probably already been done alot

  25. mbanders

    In light of everything that's happened so far this year, we at least have 4/20 for a whole month.

    1. Jake_28

      Jake_28

      look its the funny drug number

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