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Status Updates posted by mbanders

  1. Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.

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    2. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      Don’t post that on your cycle thing or we’re going to have a problem with you when I visit an unmentionable website about corn on the cob

    3. Emaniplex
    4. Primatium

      Primatium

      i wanna stop being a sinner but satans interrupts me

  2. hey look at me, i'm new.

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  3. hey did you know that the iron golem's pupils are black and the red parts are its iris?

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    1. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      the golem's pupils sure are thicc

    2. Jake_28

      Jake_28

      We’ve been misrepresenting golems this whole time...

  4. The opposite of an impersonator is a personator.

    They don't copy other people's looks, they create new ones.

  5. This year. wgxjoCK.png

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    2. Ghatos

      Ghatos

      So cyberpunk 2077 can be released! :D

    3. crustyjpeg

      crustyjpeg

      let's get it to 150000 so half life 3 can be revealed without a release date

    4. Sir Mistick The Yopstick

      Sir Mistick The Yopstick

      Now it's endgame date LOL

      2023

  6.  

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    2. 9redwoods

      9redwoods

      I just realized you used negative scaling.

      Negative scaling should really not invert the body.

    3. Draco63
    4. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      This is a weird parody of Spiderman: Into the spiderverse..

  7. ooh

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    2. Ethaniel

      Ethaniel

      The year I was born.

    3. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      I upvoted this just so your rep could be the year a valve game released.

    4. MikTRF

      MikTRF

      How much reputation he gets is when hl3 p3 lfd3 and others come out

  8. minecraft earth for nintendo 3ds when

    1. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      Minecraft for gamecube when

    2. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      Bro you just posted status update you are going to win follower

  9. Plugging your headphones into someone's ear will let you listen to their thoughts.

    1. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      What happens if you plug your headphones into yourself?

    2. Jake_28
    3. Draco63

      Draco63

      because duh.

  10. A good way to maintain a perfect driving record is to never drive.

    1. Draco63
    2. NotChris

      NotChris

      This status was brought to you by Walking Gang

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    2. Shayzis

      Shayzis

      This is the reason Thanos didn't snap this universe.

    3. TwoToRule
    4. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      This actually gave me motion sickness tf

  12. Melonade is a popular beverage among dyslexic people.

    1. Skjold

      Skjold

      Unless you read melonade wrong and order lemonade.

    2. 9redwoods

      9redwoods

      melonade actually sounds really good.

  13. Is it bad that my main motivation to do things is spite?

    1. Extro

      Extro

      I would think not, it's pretty reasonable

    2. BaconSandwich

      BaconSandwich

      well at least it's motivation, stay positive fren

    3. Red Riptide

      Red Riptide

      If anything, that's probably one of the best kinds of motivation.

  14. When life gives you lemons, eat them. We don't want another scurvy epidemic.

    1. MSDOS

      MSDOS

      good point

    2. Draco63

      Draco63

      U R GENIUS SIR

  15. I'm surprised 'Monster School: Lockdown' hasn't happened yet.

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    2. crustyjpeg

      crustyjpeg

      you mean to tell me that hasn't happened yet

    3. YoshiHunter

      YoshiHunter

      If it were to ever happen, all is lost.

    4. TwoToRule

      TwoToRule

      ?

       

      Sounds like money to me.

  16. Does anyone else sometimes feel sad when a Minecraft update finally releases because then the snapshots and pre-releases stop and your life becomes bland and boring until snapshots for the next update start?

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    2. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      i already wanna kill myself because of 1.14 because forge and optifine and shaders

    3. Ethaniel

      Ethaniel

      I kinda wish theyd only gave certain people access to the snapshots.

    4. Cryptic Runner
  17. guys the rabbits are laying eggs i don't think they're supposed to do that

    1. Rawami
    2. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      yes they are supposed to lay eggs but birds can be pregnant

  18. Are children's shows responsible for today's furries? Our viewer poll results may surprise you.

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    2. Fray

      Fray

      I remember shows like Octonauts and Mickey Mouse. But I only just started thinking about all of the characters being furries.

    3. Red Riptide

      Red Riptide

      This is beyond science

    4. Benji

      Benji

      Uhhhh. Bl- Yes. And Star Fox. Literally, most furries say "Oh, The Lion King made me a furry lol" 

  19. If you accidentally stain your clothes, just get the stain everywhere else so it doesn't look like there is a stain.

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    2. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      Got a blood stain on my shirt, so I did what you said. Also why are the police following me now?

    3. Draco63

      Draco63

      U SIR R A GENIUS

    4. Red Riptide

      Red Riptide

      As long as nobody else sees you do this, your integrity will remain slightly stable.

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