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Status Updates posted by mbanders

  1. oh no i've been mbanned

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    2. Anatoli

      Anatoli

      Shut the up.

    3. TwoToRule

      TwoToRule

      This isn't going to look good on the other MI Forums moderators. 

       

      Edit: This is a  J O K E  referring to the "mbanning."

    4. MojangYang

      MojangYang

      He is a mod.

      Also they said it's fine

  2. Run, run as fast as you can!
    You can't catch me, I'm the Wonder Bread Man!

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    2. BaconSandwich
    3. CaptainCat017

      CaptainCat017

      actually, 
      I just can't catch you because I'll be arrested if I try. 

    4. Ian_The_One

      Ian_The_One

      mbanders no.

      why?

       

  3. *duke nukem voice* Time to pass a kidney stone.

  4. imagine talking to someone in real life and then they start explaining the controls to you

    1. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      "When they tell you to bite down you actually bite up"

    2. Jake_28

      Jake_28

      Move muscle group A in front of you, then bend muscle group B and move it infront of you and unbend it, while moving muscle group A behind you, repeat on opposite side, then repeat all to walk.

      Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it

  5. fun fact: mine-imator 0.6.2 had a cancel exit button

     

     

    i wonder if i'm going to regret telling you this

  6.  

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    2. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      This looks like something Porter Robinson would use

    3. StarFX

      StarFX

      gordon you fool! what are you doing.

    4. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      this is just an AI upscaled video

  7. i wonder what flavor text tastes like

    1. Gfamleit

      Gfamleit

      T A S T E M E

  8. why are 'leopard' and 'leotard' pronounced differently?

    1. Draco63

      Draco63

      because if they were, someone would think that someone else's clothing was lettered.

    2. MachineGunInc

      MachineGunInc

      It's so you dont sound like a reotard

    3. TwoToRule
  9. i like how i didnt upload a tutorial last week and no one noticed

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    2. MachineGunInc
    3. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      yeah he makes tutorials

    4. TwoToRule

      TwoToRule

      Tutorial #68: How to get away with not uploading

  10. this time i got so bored that i taught myself how to play the flintstones theme on the ocarina of time

  11. It doesn't matter if you're:

    • Male or female,
    • Gay or straight,
    • Black or white,

     

    Please wash your ass.

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    2. MojangYang

      MojangYang

      how bout yellow people who apparently have "hepatitis"?

    3. Ian_The_One

      Ian_The_One

      @MojangYang actually yellow skin color is assigned to asians

    4. MojangYang
  12. i got so bored today that i taught myself how to play solitare

    1. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      How does one teach themselves how to play solitaire?

    2. Shayzis

      Shayzis

      @Mineshaft Animation Fancade is a great way

  13. new youtube channel trailer everyone 

     

    1. MicrogamerCz

      MicrogamerCz

      yea, its gut (good) man

  14. its presidents day

    remember to vore for trump 2020

  15. The best way to someone's heart is through the rib cage.

    1. Ghatos

      Ghatos

      Finally someone who understand

  16. I try not to think 

    1. TwoToRule

      TwoToRule

      like the rest of humanity living in 2020

    2. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      What’s the point of thinking anymore when we have our smartbrains that can only work when connected to wifi and if we sign in using our smartphones?

    3. crustyjpeg

      crustyjpeg

      Despite my continued attempts not to think, I keep thinking.

      Do you have any advice on not thinking or are you in the same situation as I am?

  17.  

    1. MicrogamerCz

      MicrogamerCz

      This is screensaver for Win10?

    2. Draco63

      Draco63

      you are a one-man factory for cursed content.

  18. oh hey the owo snapshot is here

    yay

  19. if mojang releases a minecraft snapshot anytime this month, the version number will have '0w0' in it

    1. Frost

      Frost

      But the question is

      Do you want them to release a snapshot this month

    2. Draco63

      Draco63

      @Frost I do, and he should too!

    3. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      Would've been better if it was QwQ

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  21. i am going to construct additional pylons and there is nothing you can do about it

    1. Cryptic Runner
    2. Draco63

      Draco63

      PYLONS vs. CUBIC RALSEI: WHO WILL WIN?!???!????!?????!????????!!!!!!!!!??!!!!??!?!?!?!!!??!???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?thisisenoughright?no!!!!??!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!!!?!!?!!!!??!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?

  22. may i borrow some of your chromosomes?

    1. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      Sorry, mine aren’t for grabs

    2. crustyjpeg

      crustyjpeg

      sure, here you go

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