mbanders

i wonder what the behind the meme guy is up to these days

living in the basement of my local grocery store

better to mayo in the sink than to sink in the mayo

hoo hoo hee hee its the funny day again oh boy

whenever a song becomes popular no one ever bothers to check out the rest of the album its from
you might find something you like better in there

"Average person eats a credit card's worth of plastic a week" factoid actually just statistical error.

Plastic Georg, who has consumed 136 billion pounds of plastic in his lifetime, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

ever think about having a bike ride you?

why does daylight savings time take up more of the year than 'not daylight savings time'?

family guy funny moments compilation but its just the entirety of the show

happy 2sday

twitter keeps saying nfts are bad, which must mean they're actually good and based, right?

cheating on my eye exam by memorizing the charts beforehand

i have already messed up

time to wait until 2023

can you believe it guys?