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  1. Am I the only one here who has been anticipating this game?

    I guess it being delayed is better than it being released before it's ready. When that happens, it takes forever to get it working and running well. *ahem* bedrock xbox one *ahem*

  2. There's a little trailer for The Falcon and Winter Soldier, WandaVision and Loki shown at the super bowl.

    Literally all I care about, I don't watch football.

    Makes me excited for all of them. Loki most of all. Just..because Loki is the best.

  3. "In the recent 1.13 pre release, bark blocks were changed so that they had a “top” texture. However, this does go against the reason builders wanted a block with the same bark textures on all sides. With the standard logs, the block is hard to use for builds because you have the top texture that breaks up uniform surfaces, forcing to find ways to hide it. Giving the bark block another texture just brings us back to square one.

    While I appreciate Mojang’s efforts and while I think the textures are nice and would have places as different blocks, this was a change nobody needed and the Bark Blocks would have more use and utility with their old textures."

    This was from reddit. I totally agree. The bark block top textures look great, especially jungle, but, not for bark block.

  4.  

    Vote mountains to fix this abomination.EFkRoT4WwAAQ1AZ.jpg

    1. __Mine__

      __Mine__

      Or, how about we have both, for those like me who actually want formations like this?

    2. Spontaneous Explosions
  5. "Donald Trump plays Minecraft"

    An epic tale, by me.

    This is best read if you're familiar with his speech pattern. 

     

    So this is the game I've heard so much about. I know all about Minecraft, I've spoken with the best players in the country, great people, they're great people. But quite frankly, not very smart.
    Can you believe this, they said to me, "Mr.President sir, with all due respect we could out-Minecraft you any day".
    I said to them, "Excuse me, no. You're wrong. I have many, many friends who play Minecraft, and they told me all the things."
    So you wonder what we're doing, you ask me what we're doing here, I'll tell ya'. We're winning. Winning at Minecraft.

    So looking around I see grass, a lot of grass. The greenest grass the world has ever seen.  And there's a cow. Bet you get a lotta steak outta that big guy, well done. A nice well done steak.

    I look over at the plain of beautiful grass, I see a vision of a house. A tremendous house, bigger and better than anything that's ever been.  We're going to build a house. We're gonna build a house, and the villagers are going to pay for it.
    You ask me, Mr.President, how will we build a house? Well, we're going to punch trees. Punch many many huge, oak trees. I'm the best tree puncher, believe me. No one does it better. But We're gonna punch all these trees and craft them into things and place them down.

     

    Idk, I was bored.

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    2. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      I agree, but I think Trump eats them that way ?

    3. Yoshifan33

      Yoshifan33

      No one mines bigger diamonds than me, I have the biggest diamond pickaxe.

    4. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      And I think very soon, possibly not probably, it may be a netherite pick. A tremendous pickaxe.

  6. "Games are just math that turn lights different colors"

                                                                                                 -Tanner Pearson

  7. "Impeachment Eve" is trending on Twitter. Really?

    They won't get enough votes to do it, even if they do it would only help him get re-elected.

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    2. Draco63

      Draco63

      so, I homeschool. kinda. I have a "community day" once a week where we share info, have conversations, and learn the new work material for the next week.

      one day the conversation drifted to Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and the democrats and a lot of really dumb opinions and ideas.

      our conclusion?

      if the democrats win, America will literally cease to exist as we know it. not like nuclear war or anything, but bad laws getting passed and terrorists essentially getting free reign.

      no joke.

    3. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      They would bring us to communism.

    4. Draco63

      Draco63

      well, not if the democrats win. just if Trump loses.

  8. "Super Tuesday" Phht. I don't see what's so 'super' about it.

    I'v had a headache all day, and I didn't accomplish anything i wanted to today.

    1. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      They made the "unluckiness" invisible

  9. https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/render-dragon-and-nvidia-ray-tracing

    Okay so this is better than super duper graphics pack(it's free, and keeps Minecrafts default textures).

    But it uses Directx Raytracing. I think that means it won't be coming to Xbox One? But will be on Project Scarlett 

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    2. Draco63
    3. Ethaniel
    4. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      I feel like this isn't the only graphics-y thing coming with the Render Dragon. Ray tracing is way too exclusive to replace SDGP. LIke, one platform can have it,  until probably 2021. And when they canceled SDGP, they said they will have other ways for Minecraft to have fancyness I think.  So I think there will be somthing for the general Bedrock playerbase soon, in addition to this.

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    2. Jake_28

      Jake_28

      And Minecraft earth.

    3. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      I seriously doubt it. Those are much bigger things. In SDGP's case, I think they just bit off more than they could chew.

    4. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      @Rollo I think they did want to make it. They had a working version way back in 2017, but it just ran like crap so they started over.

  10. "Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war"

                                    -Donald Trump

     

    Goodbye, Mr. President ?

          

    1. Draco63

      Draco63

      Well, one thing everyone can agree on is that he certainly made America a more interesting place.

    2. Yoshifan33

      Yoshifan33

      of all of the Presidents of the U.S., donald trump was definitely (probably) one of them

    3. Draco63

      Draco63

      I don't think Biden will be a bad president. Pamela Harris, on the other hand...

  11. image.png

    This really should be in Mine-imator.

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    2. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      Yeah, but this is easier(I also added spectral and tipped variants of arrows. Spectral are bright, tipped can be colored)

    3. Ethaniel

      Ethaniel

      Then suggest it to Nimi

    4. 9redwoods
  12. ?

    EVQcZHWUEAEYaIm.jpgEVQcZHWUUAIricX.jpgThey're releasing a free map along with MC RTX to show off all the key features of it.

    This pack doesn't use any custom textures with any sort of texture mapping(except in the area that shows off that, I guess).

    This is just the default shader that RTX will use.

    Can't wait to see some beautiful community made shaders!

    This comes out for Windows 10 users, on computers that have a ray-tracing GPU.

    I'll have to wait until XSX releases to use this. ?  

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    2. Ethaniel

      Ethaniel

      Their shaders suck. I would rather stick with mods.

    3. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      Of course you have to stick with mods.

      That's how java has shaders.

    4. Dannyboi

      Dannyboi

      @Swift Java and Javascript are two completely different things. A language called GLSL is typically used for shaders.

  13. 1.15 should be called "The 'bout Time Update". Adding 10 years worth of requested features xD

    Yeah I know, 1.14 just came out, and I'm already looking at 1.15.

    I'v had village and pillage for almost a month thanks to a Bedrock bug giving everyone the 1.11 beta, that's why.

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    2. Cryptic Runner

      Cryptic Runner

      it's about time to add guns and magazines to a 7+ rated game! yay!

    3. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      @Cubic Ralsei they said guns are never coming.

      @Mineshaft Animation I was not acting like Java users don't get to test things. Try learning to read.

      @Foxtrot0806 I know. Apparently, they're not considered a village and pillage feature and have been pushed back for about 3 months. 

    4. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      Anyone smelling pants on fire?

      because I do

      23284ECF-C0DE-4A1D-ACAE-BFA9C4AE7ED1.jpe

  14. 1.16 change log is absolutely nuts. 

    Anyone who wasn't following the update through development will be shocked.

    Is 1.16 now the largest update Minecraft's ever had?  

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    2. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      My favorite things are all the Blackstone blocks. I've wanted black bricks and things for I while.

      I also like the lodestone a lot.

    3. 9redwoods

      9redwoods

      @__Mine__ The update was a bigger one, but it's nothing drastic. I'd say the most overwhelmed would be those just starting to play Minecraft. They could get a bit overwhelmed when they hear more features are being built onto the features they're already trying to learn. I think any casual Minecraft player would be excited to learn the new features rather than being bombarded. 

    4. __Mine__

      __Mine__

      @9redwoods "to some people".

  15. 10 days until The Rise of Skywalker. The conclusion to an epic story 42 years in the making.

    10 days.

    We're in the Endgame now.

    1. Draco63

      Draco63

      um. i very much doubt that that will be the last of star wars. maybe of the official movies, but there will probably be tv shows, fanfiction, and "star wars story" movies for years to come. here's hoping.

  16. 10 of America's greatest achievements from 2019

    https://www.whitehouse.gov/1600daily/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=wh

    All this is done with no help, and even opposition, from the Left.

    Good job, President Trump.? Looking forward to another year of...Trumpy...ness...? Idk.

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    2. Mineshaft Animation

      Mineshaft Animation

      The only President that could actually fix unemployment rates. 

    3. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      The only President who did  something about illegal immigration.

    4. Draco63

      Draco63

      Upvotes for everyone! ?

  17. 18 new blocks in the next update already, and that's just granite diorite andesite and their polished variants. 6 new slabs, stairs and walls. Then there's stone stairs, smooth sandstone slabs and stairs, sandstone walls.

    Why is it  that for like 6 years Mojang thought that 2 walls, that don't even look that great, would be enough? I'm glad they're finally getting around to adding more.

    1. BaconSandwich

      BaconSandwich

      My brother's probably gonna go crazy for this stuff, he builds really well.

    2. crustyjpeg

      crustyjpeg

      what 2 walls?    also this sounds nice from a mild builder's perspective

    3. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      Cobblestone and mossy cobblestone walls are the current 2.

      And they said many more to come!! Not just walls. More slabs and stairs too.

      I'm honestly surprised to not see everyone on twitter putting #rednetherbrickslabs or something like that on every tweet xD

  18. 2017 mob vote: 200 people voted

    2018 biome vote: more than 48,000

    wow.

  19. 29 days until Minecraft Dungeons releases

     

     

     

    Ok...goodbye forever and ever.

  20. 73 year old Donald Trump is now the youngest person running for US President. ?

     

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    2. Ian_The_One

      Ian_The_One

      this cant even be considered a rant.

    3. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      Not this particular status, no. 

    4. Dannyboi

      Dannyboi

      That is quite interesting.

  21. A block long not-so-forgotten...

     

    Tears not shed for an age...

     

    Crying obsidian is back!

    With an awesome new texture!

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    2. Draco63

      Draco63

      Why am I always the last person to see the new updates?! I hope that crying obsidian has some cool functions to go with the awesome decoration potential!

    3. Spontaneous Explosions

      Spontaneous Explosions

      It does nothing.

      For now

    4. Draco63

      Draco63

      "For now...

      Insert ominous music here ?

      And I know it does nothing, I meant I hope they give it something good.

      Hmm...

      Beds explode in the nether.

      And crying obsidian was originally for setting spawnpoints.

      I wOndEr wHaT iT cOuLd pOsSibLy bE?!@3$%

  22. A bunch of people on Twitter are talking about Black Window releasing straight to Disney+.

    I mean, Disney needs to understand something. Marvel fans love their movies. And if a pandemic causes Marvel fans not to get movies, then you need to release them on Disney+ before Marvel fans riot. 

    Ok, I'm not going to riot. But at this point I'd probably pay $30 to see it.

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