ClockworkVisuals

Turkish lessons are now open, hmu if you wanna give it a go.

This one definitely beats the banned icon. Hopefully no one confuses me for a moderator.

? Ohhhh, you  touch my tralala. Mmmmm, my ding ding dong. ?

I'm flying, Jack!


#MIRealms

"Damn, Hitler was right" - Frossa, 2016

I found your address https://www.google.ca/maps/place/44%C2%B028'30.0%22N+67%C2%B032'10.0%22W/@44.475,-67.5382998,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d44.475!4d-67.5361111

One of the most awkward problems of knowing multiple languages is mixing up expressions and accents while speaking. In Armenian, we have this saying "haveri michi mek khoroza du es", meaning "you're the rooster in the flock of chickens". Other times, when switching between languages, my accent sometimes carries over to the next language I'm speaking.
English to Turkish:
- words are softer and rougher in areas
Armenian to English:
- the phonetic 1 to 1 sound system in Armenian carries over to the grammar of English, hardening the k sound, the t sound, the r sound, and shifting the w to a v. 
Turkish to English:
- think of it like that odd arab accent you hear, but it's not arabic at all, and is more cleaner of English, however syllables have extra vowels here and there. "Shrimp - shuh-rimb", "I am go-ying" instead of "I'm going"
 
English to Armenian-
I'm suddenly a Persian Armenian disregarding all Persian Armenian grammar rules and vocabulary, softening the hard k to soft k, hard t to soft t, hard p to soft p, hard ch to soft ch, and so on.
 
I think the most frustrating of it all is when it becomes difficult to express a word in one language but you know it in another. I was looking for the english equivilent of the word "harmar" for my customers as it means practical, handy easy-access, all depending on context.

Current site goals:
1)Get 10 warning points by the time my account turns three, and get banned
2) maintain the least amount of likes for active user
3) meet a Turk on this site
4) meet an Armenian speaker on this site
Completed goals:
1) make minecraft animation
2) start a cult
3) meet an angry Serbian (y'all are some angry people)
4) meet a cool Kurdish dude
5) meet an Armenian on this site
6) get away with swearing on this site (you'll never find it )

Current site goals:
1)Get 10 warning points by the time my account turns three, and get banned
2) maintain the least amount of likes for active user
3) meet a Turk on this site
4) meet an Armenian speaker on this site
Completed goals:
1) make minecraft animation
2) start a cult
3) meet an angry Serbian (y'all are some angry people)
4) meet a cool Kurdish dude
5) meet an Armenian on this site
6) get away with swearing on this site (you'll never find it )

Stop being angsty teens.

For some reason this was part of the "forbidden pleasures" in the Turkish subreddit I visited. Here ya go:
I have no idea what it's about but I've memorized the lyrics.

going to buy some fake ray bans to go with my fedora. now i just need a broken timex digital watch, one black suit jacket, one pair of black suit pants, and $23.07.

me showing people our wonderful forums:
 
LEAVE NOW

why would you listen to me

like if you dont exist

"Prince was a great composer of music, but he is no longer composing. He is now decomposing."

me right now

Apparently the reason I'm nuts is because I'm left handed. Any scientists out there can confirm?

Yo hommies I'm finally here after 2 weeks. Anyways enough chit-chat, here's a big update.
I'm 40% done in trade work. So I'm making good pace right now. I'm shooting for 80% in the next 2 months. The problem with my expectations of job corps (when I said things could take up to 2 years) is the fact that they didn't update any info about it and I had to scramble to get that info over the past few months.
A more important thing is they aim to have Wi-Fi there in the next week or so. Now you won't be able to get rid of me.
Anyways, I just wanted to say that and move back to next week's work. I have my father's birthday to attend to tomorrow.

Tumblr is basically the feminazi infested one-sided bigotry version of reddit. With reddit, you can easily reign hell over those who are absolute morons. I had a 3 hour conversation with an Azeri in an armenian subreddit about their language, without any issues of the war. Any attempts of hostility by others were immediately shot down by the rest of the community for immaturity.

How to explode a planet or moon:
1. Place high tech protection over your body
2. Launch yourself at a planet at light speed
3. ???
4. Profit!

Skräp Mekaniker:

 
WOOP WOOP,i built me a house.

They just don't make em like they used to... 
 

Guys. I actually am hosting a Minecraft Alpha 1.2.6 Server, but how do I get a custom ip?

I'm ugly