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  1. Oh no tyler is having a seizure

    1. SDWAN

      SDWAN

      Here I was thinking not that much people knew about him here...

    2. zoocomicsx

      zoocomicsx

      @SDWAN  Tyler Gregory Okonma, better known by his stage name Tyler, The Creator, is an American rapper and music video director.

  2. Thats all folks

    1. CoolElf

      CoolElf

      damn it I forgot the hentai porky pig, this was meant to be a joke I'm still going

  3.   Flat earth IS REAL! Everyone has been cloned by government to believe the earth is a globe as proof they can mindcontrol us all, you are all clones!

    1. Emaniplex

      Emaniplex

      If I'm a clone, where's my other self?  :u

    2. CuBix
  4. this is better rigged then the moon landing +1
  5. the camera work is not that good tbh, it should be a bit lower and not add unnecessary space
  6. When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
    He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
    He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
    He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. 
    He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. 
    He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
    He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
    He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
    He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
    He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
    He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
    He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
    He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
    He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
    For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
    For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
    For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
    For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: 
    For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
    For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
    For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
    For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
    For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
    He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
    He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. 
    He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
    He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. 
    He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
    In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
    Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
    We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

  7. u lier your profile picture isnt even a rainbow, it is just black n whitw, i wil never trust you again

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    2. Emaniplex

      Emaniplex

      Contact the one they call Frossa in a PM. Be sure to bring tribute.  xD

    3. Nimi

      Nimi

      Yeah, and I'm not a pikachu.

    4. NietyFox

      NietyFox

      mm it's ok

      maybe later i'll try to color it

  8. now that i am looking at the wallpaper again in a serious manner, i kinda disagree. before you ask, yes i have tried to kill myself a couple of times, and no depression is not fun. that is why it needs to be a joke. to make light on the situation, to help people cope, to help them be able to get up in the morning. Personally it helped me a lot when i just stepped back and said to myself, "These people do not matter, i need to stop being such a wuss about what other people think about me, it all really is just a joke". Also, i will say it....in some cases, killing yourself is somewhat the best option, sometimes you just can't escape certain bad things happening in your life like crippling dept or deadly disease. Also, the posing is good but the filter and everything makes it seem way to "oh i want to be dark and edgy" to really, truly seem like you care about the subject at hand. i am not gonna like something just because it talks about a serious manner, especially when i don't agree on how it talks about it.
  9. Yeah that is the blatant advertising in this topic Voxy srs u are such an advertiser
  10. [UNDERTALE SPOILERS KINDA, DOESNT REALLY REVEAL ANYTHING IN THE PLOT] ok for real though why do people ship Napstablook and Mettaton? Not only are they a ghost and a robot, but that would also technically be incest. Undertale fandom needs some bleach or something, idk why they think of this stuff

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    2. Emaniplex

      Emaniplex

      @CoolElf Ethan's right, Mettaton only lives because he's got a ghost, like Nabstablook (who knew the ghost), inside of him.

      So that's their relation. When Mettaton finishes his call during his "last episode," he goes, "Bl-," as in to say Blooky, the ghost's nickname for Nabstablook. I personally think the ghost was a girl before it was put into Mettaton, which explains his femininity.

      You can find out more by buying the secret key and unlocking the house next to Nabstablook's.  :3 

    3. CoolElf

      CoolElf

      @Emanatronic Tbh I always assumed guy since alphys always called him a guy. Also I have been into the pink house an read all of the diaries, which honestly made it kinda more creepy for me since that is where I found out that they where cousins from the Undyne/Papyrus phone call.

    4. Ethaniel
  11. Tbh I don't care about the racist joke, but if you are gonna be racist then go all out man, go for every race, make that nerdy rich white kid who says winner instead of the n word, make that gangsta southern rappin black dude, make that top level IQ on the piano Asian dude. If you gonna do them racist jokes do it right m8, don't just go for those sand walking goat-lovers
  12. hey guys, what is the best thing to do for writer's block?

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    2. Ocelot

      Ocelot

      There is no escape

      Like with writing songs, NEVER READ OTHER WORK WHEN YOU'RE STUCK. It turns into a copy.

    3. Keep on Chucking
  13. ok, who's idea was it to let modern Rareware make a conker game and not add any poop jokes? who was the smart person who thought that was a good idea?

  14. oh my lord i am so happy, leo finally won.

    i can die now happy.

  15. I like it! It could be a bit less bright though, you could probably tone it down on the bright colors, but other then that everything looks fantastic
  16. Fun Fact: whenever you sneeze, it is actually your body trying to get the ants out of your brain, put there by the government to make you a mindless sheep

    1. Crow

      Crow

      Oh that's why they're there. I just thought I was weird.

  17. Hey down there, this is the police, if you kill that man you will be going to jail

    1. Rabbit

      Rabbit

      It's too late. I already stabbed him. Here are the finger prints, the weapon, and here are some handcuffs to take me in.

    2. Ocelot

      Ocelot

      What? Me? I'm just an innocent Yandere Falcon, I didn't do anything! Neither did the ice fairy, or sans, we're all innocent!

      I knew you'd understand~

  18. oh my god get to heaven is finally on spotify

    my god it feels amazing

    1. Emaniplex

      Emaniplex

      Song? Video game?  o_o 

    2. CoolElf

      CoolElf

      @Emanatronic Album by Everything Everything. They are semi-popular in Great Britian.

  19. i would just like to say that watching this whole thing play out and watching everyone rage after it wouldn't render was just hilarious
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